Hey Nintendo,

So what you’re saying is, David Bowie had a guy giving him a reach around and juggling his balls for him?

Chances of this guy having made his daughters take that creepy Purity Oath thing: 1000%.

Men don’t care about size of their penises.

David Bowie didn’t even juggle the spheres. There was a guy behind him doing it, and I bring this up not to take anything away from Bowie, but because it’s even more impressive that the guy juggled the spheres blind while hugging David Bowie.

Every once in a while I remember the time I walked into my friend’s bathroom and her cat was sitting on the toilet peeing. I froze and he gave me the nastiest look, which was fair because I had just walked in on him using the toilet. It was weird as hell but it meant less cat litter was needed

Every TOS ever: “No illegal activity.”

Banning people based on their gender identity, race, ethnicity, national origin, body type, or position on abortion, are all categorically despicable. Banning people for fundraising or soliciting money (whatever the cause,) or for trying to buy drugs, is (imho) fine for a dating app. It’s not that I have a moral issue…

“People are getting banned for being their authentic selves!” -> examples of people using the app to fundraise and buy drugs

The problem with HFCS has nothing to do with its chemical composition and everything to do with it being used as a cheap filler.  I’ve seen loaves of bread that have HFCS as their second or third ingredient, that’s unhealthy as hell.

Oh god the whole gluten thing.  Unless you have a specific intolerance to it, there is nothing really wrong with it. That and the whole “bone broth” craze from a little while back just make me roll my eyes SO hard.

It’s not a legitimate question. Rape survivors’ DNA should not be entered into a searchable criminal database. End of story. Rape victims are not criminal suspects, regardless of what they’ve done in the past or may do in the future. Putting them in that database is so wrong and will have a chilling effect on the…

Whenever anyone says patriarchy isn’t real all I do is mention all of the rape kits that go untested. Now, I can add that San Fransisco is using rape kits to convict VICTIMS of unrelated felonies. Let that sink into the brain flap of anyone that denies America has a Rape Culture. Or a Rape Culture problem.

Hello!

I would point out that there isn’t much female nudity in films that’s of women of all sizes. When a nude actress is shown, she tends to be young with a thinner body. Heavier or older nude women are used for comedy. Why is that acceptable?

And it’s not like that shit didn’t happen all of the time in marriages, that women were forced to stay in, due to laws and not having the means to support themselves.  Men have been cheating on their wives forever.