Get out of here with your “critical thinking” and “rationality,” jerk.

“I’m quite... racist.” - you

Hey, welcome to the internet! First day?

DON’T PRAISE THE MACHINE.

BUT RACIST. OR SOMETHING.

I am always puzzled by how many Internet commenters know how an entire demographic feels or what it is thinking. Why are you wasting time commenting here? You could be ruling the world, or at least a country. Or create a product that everyone wants! You’re leaving money on the table here!

THEY’RE NOT MRAS!!

Hey guys, did you know Mila Kunis was in a movie where they really did it?!?!

How about a trilogy in between Episodes 6 & 7 because they ignored all the momentous stuff that must have happened there just so they could make a sequel that has the original stars in it?

“The Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Navy...”

What an obnoxious comment. He’s not stopping anyone from weighing in. And if other comments are like yours, they’re not needed at all.

What’s your point? You obviously read his(?) comments even though you have issues with them, so I guess that makes your annoyance pathetic.

Well, sort of! Kermit’s off-and-on reluctance to marry her throughout the movie makes it feel like he’s just resigned to it. But the music is great.

Whew, thanks! I was briefly furious that I apparently missed Steve Martin’s cameo.

*Fist pump*

I enjoyed Skull Island, but that guy’s beard makes me think I should hate it.

I saw Muppets Take Manhattan for the first time just last night. It’s a pretty good time, but many of the celebrity cameos are so annoyingly forced and I wanted more of an ending. Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Animated Peter Cushing signs on to replace Spacey in Getty flick

Is there anything sadder than being an e-sports groupie? They rank right down there with “Youtube celebrities,” Elvis impersonators, Donald Trump, and e-sports “stars” as some of the lowest forms of life on Earth.

That set is possibly even more obnoxious than Christie.