Oh, touché! And there there’s nothing disingenuous at all about your “What, us? Using a debatably accurate headline to drive ad revenue? Well, I never!” reaction.

But it makes for sexier headlines. Therefore clicks, therefore ad revenue, so who gives a crap if it’s likely, accurate, or even true at all?

So it’s pretty clear the “racist hotel” thing is total b.s. I know this is just Jezebel and we shouldn’t expect much, but screw you for publishing this unsubstantiated sensationalist crap.

Not familiar with them, but you’re saying that’s worse than liking Nickelback, Limp Bizkit, Alien Ant Farm, and the Kardashians?

...as should anyone who has seen him perform.

That seems predicated on the entirely reasonable assumption that UK audiences are a bit more discriminating than U.S. ones.

But I eat at Burger King ‘cause I’m not Herb!

Well, that has nothing to do with it. It’s about your very flawed definition of privilege.

Shhhh! Clarity might interfere with our delicious online outrage and sweet clicks!

RAAAAH, I AM SO ANGRY THAT SOMEONE DOESN’T LIKE A BAND I LIKE, I MUST RAGE AT STRANGERS ON TEH INTERNET!

Takes more than this has, evidently.

Oh screw you, AV Club. This is basic j-school stuff: you don’t take one person’s unsubstantiated story and write it as fact (even if it’s deliciously sensational clickbait).

No, it’s more commonly known as “not remembering every interaction you have with another human, especially if it was 10 years ago.”

Anyone seen The Survivalist? That has some intense plant-jizzing in it.

Lol, try reading it again.

Well... they’re not wrong.

I don’t disagree, but I think it’s charmingly naive of you to think that he’d be forced to resign just because he’s caught on tape using a racial slur. I don’t think that would change a thing for his supporters.

Nice article! That took some nerve to approach him, and it’s a rare piece that allows you to sympathize/understand him, at least a little bit.

I’m gonna start my own team and give him a job so I don’t have to see his goddam face on here every day. It’s such a stupid hangdog face.

Josh Donaldson dove face-first into the stands. Jeter caught the ball on the field, just couldn’t stop in time.