Well AV Club, I'm not much for speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.

Season 9 has simultaneously some of the best and worst episodes, and was definitely the beginning of the end.

Do your worst, you filthy, pretentious savages!

Huh. Well, that's something.

Consume now. Consume it. Rub it on your flippers. Sampsans Halmat. Sampsans Lasar Hat. Sampsans Moon Vest. Sampsans Ape Spray. Sampsans Mating Gel. Sampsans Sampsan.

That was a high note?

Extra! Extra! Tºdd sMells

That's a paddlin'

Hey, I tried your bulgogi recipe and was sick for four days. I hate you.

We don't even get one last Reasonable Discussions thread. What crap.

Is your "car" an ambulance?

My best-received comment was one of my first, and still only got like 160 upvotes. Been chasing that dragon ever since.

Not sure where they'd rank, but Michael Pitt and Paz de la Huerta were apparently unbearable on Boardwalk Empire.

Developer said he's working on it.

Miles Davis? Oh, come on. You'll have to substitute a very cool white person if you want Trump to fall for that.

Not necessarily that, but I'll take it.

Carlson is such a shameless toady that it's kinda hard to tell.

Wow, they finally used one of my newsire tips! Right before the site collapses and dies!

I can't imagine him being active enough to bang on the glass. He'd more be rolling his eyes and moaning.

All that sunshine is like a wonderful golden shower.