I don't know if I count as privileged. I'm living in Canada, so maybe that counts.

Brilliant. Complaining is traitorous.

Wrong. Panic! Crack each others' heads open, and feast on the goo inside!

Baguette!

You should've taken the Reading Railroad there.

PUSSSSSYYYY!!!!

Somebody to Shove? That sounds like an Ugly Kid Joe song.

I just finished Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee which is an excellent and infuriating history. If any Americans want to feel any worse about their country today, pick it up!

I don't feel anything about it, I think because I'm still expecting him to admit it was just a publicity stunt.

I bought car, my new job doesn't suck, I find an antidepressant that kinda works and my girlfriend might not break up with me. Lookin' good!

No, it's just Thundergun and me.

"On the other hand, how much does an Instagram star’s corporeal “realness” truly matter?"