I’m sorry but I literally have to ask: Is it pronounced “fart” or “fartra”?

There’s only so many ways to write “the President is plainly guilty and the Republicans, along with 40% of the American people, do not care.”

And Dvora Meyers. Not a day goes by when there isn’t sports news that makes me yearn for Deadspin writer and commentariat takes.

Sure would love to hear Diana Moskovitz’s take on this development but Spanfeller is a fucking piece of shit. 

The answer to that would be zero.

“Although it is unclear exactly what Chang is protesting, it might be safest to assume it is her apparent sworn enemy, the truth.”

The Barf Bag is on a minor hiatus while we fold in our awesome new staff writers and reconfigure it to the election! It will be back soon.

Don't even get me started on McConnell.  The man is vile.

Leaning into the black humor here, because how else are we gonna get through this:

I’d read that ... daily, if not hourly.  Totally staff it with great, insightful, and experienced journalist.  Fuck, I’d even help drive traffic to that kinda site. 

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

This is really the least of what he deserves.

1. Fuck Tulsi Gabbard and Tom Steyer. This needs to be the last debate in which a conspiracy troll and a guy who thinks he can buy his way into a nomination are allowed on the debate stage. Gabbard needs to go away forever and Steyer needs to spend his billions GOTV for democrats up and down the ticket.

This is why voting matters. I don’t care who gets the nomination people better fucking vote. 

Once again, it needs to be pointed out that in the real world, there is one and only one superpower: compound interest.

Gotta say — the nastier billionaires get about Warren, the more excited I am to vote for her. She seems to be the only candidate who the extremely rich think will significantly impact their lifestyle, and that to me is a big point in her favor.

I really get the sense that you all are being reined in. I may be reading too much into things, but two hours into the hearings, this is the full extent of G/O’s coverage of public hearings to impeach the president of the United States...

Giuliani’s looking better than I would have thought, given his age.

I know that Slot isn’t Splinter, but aren’t these hearings the kind of thing you would have live blogged once upon a time? I get the sense that Slot’s footprint has been getting smaller since the loss of Splinter (and the real version of Deadspin). Am I imagining that?