Any word on whether Bernie Sanders is going to actually BE AN ACTUAL MEMBER of the Democratic Party or is he just going to once again demand to receive the nomination of a political party to which he neither belongs nor pays dues nor fundraises? 

My daughter is 9 and her mom and I have done nothing to puncture her belief in Santa.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus can stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot someone and I would still vote for her. She can do no wrong. 

It makes me sad to think of someone like Union feeling shame or humiliation for having a reluctant reproductive tract. As someone who also had a reproductive system that was, shall we say, uncooperative, it would be a great step forward to remove the stigma of talking openly about these things.

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

“I am sure that you have been wondering what Bruce Springsteen’s thoughts on the 2020 election are and reader, wait no longer: He is pretty sure that Trump is going to win. Sorry!”

I’m a former Catholic who argues about this pretty regularly with her still-Catholic mother. He’s not Cool Pope, and he never has been. He’s PR Pope.

Which is why healthcare should be Knopfler-profit.

And it’s not always enough to lean in, because that shit doesn’t work all the time.

As a teacher, this is heartening news.

You know I never thought about it before but putting so much emphasis on tests really seems like a clever roundabout way to control what the children learn. If you only put X, Y, Z on the test, it means the teachers struggle to teach anything else to them and if you make certain X, Y, Z fit your political agenda it’s…

What a callous asshole. You really have to give zero fucks about people’s feelings to say something like that. And to try to shrug it off as a joke? Nice try, blondie. It’s not fucking funny.

Obligatory:

Just when you think you can’t love this incredible woman any more.

I had no idea that they were connected, thanks for the correction. A couple of my American friends were Girl Scouts, and their experiences were quite different from what we have up here, so I never would have guessed that the two organizations were related.

If only there had been a good guy with a bottle of Yoohoo. 

“you have to address these things head on”

This is just a publicity stunt. That image of Baphomet with the two people has been around for quite a while, and is even used in the tarot deck that was designed in 1910. Yes, the statues are similar, but there are any number of images Sabrina can say they’ve drawn on. I can’t imagine that the statue has been…

Same, Cardi, same.

The world sucks. Here’s my spooby Halloween cat to cheer you up!