As someone with a degree in anthropology, let me tell you, you have a complete misunderstanding of the science. Once upon a time, yes, anthropology was a field dominated by white men and women who spent their time proving by looking at other cultures how superior theirs was. But that has changed. Every single class I…

Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

I love this woman and her curvy body.

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

But....there is never a period of time where my boobies are dry underneath. Get out of shower? Wet. Dry off with towel? Still damp. Instant that the towel finally gets the last bit of dampness? Sweating commences.

Ives, schools do not teach children how to be LGBTQ. Everyone knows that’s the job of television and movies. I mean how else do you explain Will and Grace coming back?

Teachers uncourageous? Bullshit. They are fucking martyrs if they have to deal with parents like her (and the indoctrinated spawn they no doubt produce). Teach hate on your own time, lady.

“They teach them that there is no difference between a marriage between a man and a woman and an anti-marriage between two people of the same-sex.”

These activists teach other people’s children that homoeroticism and biological-sex rejection (i.e., “transgenderism”) are phenomena to be celebrated.

Wait, wait... back up the truck. EB White was the White of Strunk & White? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?

If we’re going to jump on things that don’t count because they “were added later”, let’s talk about “In God We Trust” and “The Pledge of Allegiance”.

Hot taek: after 350 years, maybe we should give a thought to maybe updating our financing of public schools:

It’s funny when white people lash out at things that benefit them more than anyone else.

If I hear one more fucking Republican talk about returning to ‘regular order’, I’m going to have an aneurysm.

HOME HEALTH AIDES ARE GODDAMN HEROES. Those jobs are fucking hard, physically, emotionally, psychologically, they pay jack shit, the people who do them are often totally overlooked/ignored, and yet they are literal life-savers for the people they serve.

“...I would never accept a role knowing it would harm another actor...”

I Goethe a problem with all of this.

Commented this below, but idk what it takes to get approval on Kinja, but I just wanted to say that had the procedural motion to move forward on debate failed, McConnell and co. could’ve gone back to the drawing board and come back with a bill and tried to pass it as a budget reconciliation bill with only 51 votes.…

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

This is what happens when you cram on Civics 101 two days before the inauguration using a Texas State Board of Education-approved textbook.