FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY

And for god’s sake, be polite and clean while using that bathroom! I’ve worked in cafes, theaters, restaurants of all stripes, and the thing that never ceases to astound and anger me is how gross and disrespectful people are while using the bathroom. Toilet paper on the floor. Rolls of TP seemingly thrown at the wall…

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Yep! Yesterday at Reagan my friend texted me “How am I supposed to find you everyone here is wearing a pussyhat!”

This is me today

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

Oooh, you’re gonna get arrested, lol. My goal is to never, ever, refer to that man as “President” and to never, ever hear him speak. If he’s on tv, I turn the channel. If some shit hits the fan in a way that he would have a press conference or have to interrupt all the stations, I’ll turn the tv off and just read…

Yet, at the same time, subtly trolling us all with the pussy buttons on the coat.

Listen, bitchlette, he didn’t have to run for president. He could have gone on with his businesses, making deals, not paying his taxes, not paying his bills, living in his gilded bubble, and doing whatever it is he does to stay in the news. He chose to run for president. He chose to channel Greg Stillson to gain…

Isn’t it awesome the double standard?

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

In such a target rich environment, I wish people would leave Melania alone. She’s such a non-entity, she’s not responsible for any of this, First Lady is a bullshit non-job and she shows no interest in performing it. Attacking her is just exercising internalized misogyny.

Yes, people do. The Democrats have done a bad job insuring that all Republicans have opposition, even in potentially winnable districts Republican wingnuts often run unopposed, especially for state and local office.

I don’t understand what happened to our gov.

IT’S LIKE RAAAIIIIIIINNNN

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

I can see you

Oh god...it was even worse than I thought.

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”