Much better indeed. I also associated the US version with GI Joe :)

The Japanese version doesn't say much about the game. For someone who's not familiar with the series the Ad is meaningless.

For those wondering (all two of you), the Arabic sticker on the pyramid watermelon reads "Red-watermelon pyramids."

"Good"?
Closing down an entire store and potentially damaging multiple lives due to loss of work because some guy climbed into a freezer as a joke... doesn't seem good to me!

Couldn't they have just fired him? If anybody had to go.

I want Coco gone. I want Coco gone now. Coco is nice enough, really. A very sweet rabbit. I have no... rational problem with her. It's just... I think Coco is being slowly taken over by gyroids. She says doyoing. And... she...

Their local news is hilarious usually, I have no idea what its about but sometimes I just watch the news on iPlayer

It is actialy removed from the front under belly.

Eternal Darkness, especially when the sanity meter is low. Statues watching you walk around and all kinds of other lovely effects can occur.