I feel like you’ve never seen the first game and also didn’t watch this video.

Off the top of my head, the video showed the addition of: slopes, vertical levels, custom scrolling, tornado enemy, angry sun enemy, boss bass enemy, boom boom enemy, odd ants enemy I don’t know, Super Mario 3D World theme, cat suit, coin objectives, on/off switches, clear pipes, moving block chains, moving piranha…

You can tell how old people are by the reaction to this announcement. “WHAT? GOOMBAS IN MY ZELDA GAME?” Yes.  It happened. And it was glorious.

Literally my favorite handheld zelda game, and a top contender for my favorite all-time zelda game. REAAAALLY not digging the art style, though.

I’m going to be totally honest, I’m sold on this solely for the inclusion of hills.

OMG A SNOWBOARD KIDS ARTICLE IN 2019!!! Not much excites me these days but I audibly squee’d in excitement when I saw the headline. I was literally singing the praises of this game yesterday. I’ve absolutely loved this series for the passed 20 years. Thank you sir. I appreciate your service.

Yeah I got the list: IMDB

Why must you continue to report on things that are—now, not only incredibly more illegal in Japan and still illegal in the US; but also—bound to be hit with legal action by one of the most litigious companies in the world?

I think Life In Agro's analysis of blu magic so far has been hilarious.

This is the best analysis of either character I’ve ever heard. It’s canon now.

Squirtle: Starting to realize what the bourgeois have done to society. He waters the sapling of revolution.

Isabelle is Leslie Knope’s fursona. 

True fact - Isabelle is gaming’s Leslie Knope.

Before BOTW came out, I preordered it on Amazon, as they offered release-day delivery; and booked the following day off work. The day before release, they fucking delayed it.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

I’m honestly confused as to why Pikmin 4 isn’t out already. I swear I remember reading back in like 2015/2016 that Pikmin 4 was pretty much done, but had been put on the backburner for what turned into Mario Odyssey.

What odd timing, I randomly had a Pikmin video recommended to me a couple days ago and was thinking a lot about the series yesterday.

“New Super Mario Bros. U is the second-best 2D Mario game”

Except it looks like you can’t have two people simultaneously playing as Blue and Yellow Toad. Which doesn’t fix the main complaint- that with four people playing co-op, at least one has to play as one of the “Easy Mode” characters.