What if instead of more than one timeline it’s multiples of each person at the same time?

When I worked in retail merchandising and we got a huge summer shipment I labeled all the flip flop boxes “flap flaps” and after a few weeks of me and a few other girls refusing to call them anything else our manager threatened to fire us all. The next shipment was labeled flappies.

STAHP

I can’t help but wonder if there were holes poked in condoms.

I love when they say they “didn’t mean for this to get out of hand”. When they mean “I didn’t mean to get called out and be held accountable for my disgusting racist bullshit”. Like being criticized for what they said was the real tragedy.

It sounds like they were still set on arresting him for assault until the one sargent arrived.

UUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!1!!!!1!!!@#$

I’m terrified of spiders and had one crawl into my ear while I was sleeping a few years ago. When the doctor in the walk in clinic quietly excused himself after looking I was like “I fucking knew it!” They didn’t actually tell me until after a nurse flushed it out.

Nobody said that church is evil. But you can’t deny that churches have terrible track records when it comes to dealing with abuse. Also attending church does not equal “rehabilitation”. Why are you so determined that this pos deserves to be out in his community living his life while his victim has to live with that…

What is obvious is you’re trolling.

Honestly fuck the dairy industry/racket. Reading menus of delicious sounding sandwiches and salads and realizing everything has cheese or some weird fucking cream sauce which I can’t fucking have sucks. These babies whining about not getting to pour their barf juice on every damn thing all the time drives me insane.…

Soy is a pretty common allergy too. Luckily we can still eat all the soy ice cream we want. (Seriously. I would give up on happiness entirely)

I was looking at a recipe for vegan cupcakes and it listed vegan butter and I was like where the fuck am I gonna find that?! Then I was like OHHH EVERYWHERE.

I don’t think their comment was out of place considering it was in response to someone, but your somewhat disproportionate outrage about it might be.

Is this where starbucks got their logo inspiration? I'm going to have nightmares.

Its probably going in the microwave lol

American fucking priorities right there.

I agree that corn is bullshit but that sushi is adorable and I want some.

Somehow the mental image of your reaction made me feel better about things.

Reading this was like turning around and staring into the abyss.