Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant

Right? “Best to avoid”? How about “where can I book a tour to see as many of these as possible?”

Not sure whether to head to YouTube or PornHub to search for these videos...

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

*acknowleges this show is problematic AF*

How does he keep his fur so white despite all of the blood?

Remember when she promised not to play any role in this administration?

If you are flying across many time zones (example, US to Europe) I have found it best to arrive in the morning. That way you can try to sleep while you travel and then just start your day. You will probably crash early that night but then you get on the new schedule pretty quick.

Is that a dress on Lauren though? It looks a lot like a stylized white jumpsuit with an amazeballs cape.

Drinking a Piña colada at Trader Vic’s.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

I mean conservatives of today ARE like 1930s fasc...oh wait that’s not what he meant?

It took me three tries but I think I finally managed to make a perfect batch of macarons this week! I’m super proud of myself. My first batch was good but sloppy because I tried to DIY a piping bag out of a ziplock baggie, which didn’t work out as well as I had hoped. The cookies were tasty but too uneven in shape…

It’s funny how the very people who want Social Darwinism don’t seem to realize they will be the first victims.