I believe her that they didn’t place the order under Trump’s name. They were probably worried that anyone who knew would try to poison and/or fuck with it. She probably thought it was for a goodbye obama party, because why else would someone want a replica cake like that?

Watching the tweets and coverage from marches all over the world made me tear up this morning. It’s quite a different feeling from the despair I felt yesterday.

Don’t be silly.

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

Bleak for Trump and supporters. But absolutely DELICIOUS for the rest of us!

Could you describe the idea you were going for by posting that video? There is no fucking WAY my finger’s anywhere near that play button.

Trump: B Street Band is not the same as original. SAD!!!

While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

I mean, the little peplum dress and the matching bow in her cloud of natural curls? Her little kid glasses?

4 years old. And 4 million times more fluent than our peotus.

The time to buy is AFTER the economy is ruined. Have you learned nothing since 2008?

Ralph is mighty Fiennes!

CNN claims it’s his staffers, but then again, they’re “fake news” so CAN WE EVEN TRUST THEM.

Trevor Noah has improved, but Seth Meyers has been doing this longer. I feel like years of weekend update was practice for stuff like this.

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

I’m assuming he’s appointing his kids and mistresses.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

I spent 5 days around Xmas with my sister and her two kids, 5 and 7. I said aloud on day 2, “I’m realizing just how quiet my daily life is.” The TV was blasting to hear the movie above the kids screaming in the other room, the kids seemed to scream louder so we could be sure to hear them above the TV, every 13 seconds…

I would frame the shit out of that order and hang it where everyone entering my home could see it.

No matter what kind of shit Trump gets up to, keep one eye on Paul Ryan.