You, however, can fuck off.

It literally just happened.

You fool. I started eating leftovers hours ago. It went dinner, pie, leave place where dinner was served with containers of food, drive ten minutes, get home, remove pants, recommence eating. I am a Thanksgiving machine.

only half?? I admire your restraint.

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

Because that is what we do now. We can’t let people do anything good in this world without sifting through their past to find a reason to vilify them.

I’m hoping he’ll quit.

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

Michelle Obama.

The president has to read hundreds of pages of documents a week.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

A Pence presidency might be just as dangerous.

My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

The character’s name is Mrs Ketts, so I’m pretty sure it’s a kettle.

No, just Pandora’s Mouth at this stage. The Box is phase II.

Seriously. Like, the Heathers were the stereotypical Perfect Girls (tm) that everyone wanted to be and also hate ... so you could be happy that they were dead. I am kind of bummed that I’m supposed to be rooting for a white hetero couple to kill a black lesbian, a gender-queer guy, and a fat girl ...

how is adult babby formed?

I dunno, man, she’s giving me total Veela vibes in this clip. Like, I’m completely on her side right now. That owl needs to geaux to Beauxbaton’s.

My Mr Meeseeks cosplay I made for Dragon Con last month. Also made a tutorial on how to make it: http://imgur.com/gallery/WlX0w