Because that is what we do now. We can’t let people do anything good in this world without sifting through their past to find a reason to vilify them.

I’m hoping he’ll quit.

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

Michelle Obama.

The president has to read hundreds of pages of documents a week.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

A Pence presidency might be just as dangerous.

My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

The character’s name is Mrs Ketts, so I’m pretty sure it’s a kettle.

No, just Pandora’s Mouth at this stage. The Box is phase II.

Seriously. Like, the Heathers were the stereotypical Perfect Girls (tm) that everyone wanted to be and also hate ... so you could be happy that they were dead. I am kind of bummed that I’m supposed to be rooting for a white hetero couple to kill a black lesbian, a gender-queer guy, and a fat girl ...

how is adult babby formed?

I dunno, man, she’s giving me total Veela vibes in this clip. Like, I’m completely on her side right now. That owl needs to geaux to Beauxbaton’s.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

“The Triple Lindy,”

Bad Hombres, obvs.

I’m so sorry that your childhood was so deprived you were lead to believe Tootsie Rolls are actually candy.

My lie cost me thousands.

Just like at the debate, Donald started off appropriately enough and then absolutely cratered. In a room that should have been more friendly to Trump than most (a bunch of mostly monied conservative religious folks), he couldn’t but help but say something totally inappropriate and nasty about Hillary Clinton, and the…