I’ll be sure to change the headline to “5 best moments from Conan and Jordan’s heady melange of bafflement, fascination, exasperation, contempt, and affection”

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

The Atlantic reported in 2014 that the Veiled Prophet Organization barred Black and Jewish people from joining.

Seriously though, while the Canon-7 RF f0.95 50mm lens ain’t all that common, I’d hesitate to call it “rare”. Hell, I’ve seen more of them in Austrlaia than Nikon F-mount f1.2 50mm - or even Pentax f1.2 50mm...both of which were made for decades after Canon stopped making rangefinders, and for lens mounts that are…

“Whedon’s current issues stem from his recent wedding to Canadian artist Heather Horton”

This is racist. You probably don’t even see it, because that’s how racism works, and people never see it when they’re being racist, but you’re being racist right now regardless of whether you think so or not.

Don’t think there’s anything very unreasonable about that. He’s airing someone out in an attempt to (fairly or otherwise) malign them in the public eye. It’s only natural for the public to want to get the details of what went down and not just accept vague insinuation as a referendum on someone else’s character.…

If this is Fisher not being cryptic, maybe he should go back to being cryptic. Because if this is the whole story basically boils down to:

Self-Love Will Tear Us Apart

Wang Division

This isn’t actually what happened, and there are more than enough reasons to criticise Whedon that we don’t need to misrepresent this scene any further.

I’ll preface this by saying that I am in no way defending Whedon, that, despite being a fan of his work for many years, I realize now is a piece of shit.

I don’t think it is a TON better, but I never interpreted the Ultron moment the same way critics of the movie did.

“Dems control the senate.”

He said he’d push for that. Which he has and is trying to get pushed through. The government is not that simple. The Democrats do not have a filibuster proof majority to get the stimulus passed, so right now it’s stuck in limbo trying to negotiate with right-wing asshats who as usual do not want to approve anything…

Bullshit.

“Kinda like how he promised $2000 checks and hasn’t done that either.”

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