Sarah Palin needs to show this reporter how to let a young athlete hit you from behind...

To find out what happened, do yourself a favor and read Barbarisi's story in its entirety here.

Mrs. Canseco shits out a double was Ozzie and Jose's birth announcement.

An accidental shit and a sloppy BJ? Are we talking about my high school prom? HEYOOO

You should have smelled the clubhouse after Justin Upton shit that upper decker in the 6th.

Bat Dog is survived by his cousin, Crime Dog.

"Done there, been that!" - Bryce Harper

I definitely would have put some good wood on it. And the Pitch as well.

God, that's awful. So much forehead.

I hope he learned a Wesson

If This Van's A-Rockin', OhGodohGODPLEASEHELPMEGAAAAAAH

obviously why he fired Del Negro.

Yeah that's pretty funny and—SWEET HEAVENLY JESUS!

The real shame here is that Odin Lloyd was recently dropped by his own athletic sponsor, Under Armour.

leave it to Stallworth to celebrate something being struck down.

Judging by his forehead, he was poised for a break out season.

This is really, really jarring. I tell my kids every night they need to be careful. It only takes ONE, just ONE time and your life is ruined. Your image scarred.

He might not have graduated, but he's still got more degrees than the last six Alabama teams.

Alien Resurrection doesn't exist. Doesn't. Exist! *curls up*