Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

That's very good.

It sounds like you can hear Gary Cohen chuckle for a split second and then some papers being rustled. I vote for "Laughing their asses off".

Damn straight.

OH MY GOD. I cannot WAIT until next week.

If this were last year Tim Tebow fanatics would be a clear #1 seed and probably the runaway winner in all of this. Oh, how the mighty have fallen....

Creationists.

Cowboy fans/Tony Romo supporters.

Wait. I call total, total BULLSHIT on this whole tournament. How the hell is there no "Cowboys fans" team? Or at least a slot for "Tony Romo Defenders." That's just CRIMINAL.

That MLS/Boxing fans one is a definite 12 seed-5 seed upset in the making. You guys had to plan that one.

You would have to be drunk and hi to wear that shirt.

Beat me to it.

Oh, that's very good.

I smell a "Schiano Man"-like binge coming on...

And both were uphill in the snow.

You know, normally I wouldn't give two shits about Texas but I hope this guy is a winner and by winner I mean eventual National Champion (beating an SEC team?). Cause these passive aggressive putdowns are pure D bullshit.

Seriously? You're kidding, right?

" Godammit, where IS that barber?!?"

But I do wonder. Does no one cut to the basket because they just don't? Or would Melo find that distracting? He looks for his own shot a LOT and maybe those guys don't know what exactly they are supposed to do. But, in fairness to what you said, the play of Shumpert and Smith has been awful.

Stay Massey, Raymond.