Diet Orange Soda??? That's gotta be illegal in at least 20 states.

What if you are drinking one of these AND you get hit by a car? Where does that fall on this list?

Lol... possibly the only list of it's kind where Cream Soda comes out king.

Agreed on the "cola" bullshit. But you have a typo in there. It's spelled P E P S I, sir.

Because it SUCKS, sir.

1)Pepsi. No Max, no Diet, no nothing, PEPSI. Heathen.

Actually, as a Mets fan, that made me feel a little better.

"...with the vapors." Lol... Going old school on me, Tom. Nice.

"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. THAT'S the Chicago way!"

He also thinks that Kareem and Magic can help the Lakers take the Atlantic Division back from the Astros next year.

Idiot...

I don't know how this is gonna end... but this is un-fucking-believable. This shit has death spiraled like nobodies business.

Lol... is this guy serious? Wow. That's good stuff. I'm no Yankee fan but that's some crazy talk right there....

Is he going to be mad that Derek Jeter didn't fight for him?

This is my favorite part:

I was just talking about this with a co-worker. It loses a bunch along the way and STILL manages to lose all four before it hits the gas station.

No appeal from Jordany Valdespin, huh? Just as well, he has no appeal to the Mets, either.

Just what I was gonna say.

I saw that and I was like "Wha???? What planet is this?"

I agree. I think his biggest punishment should be to have to deal with his teammates,the fans and the media for the rest of the season. Now, THAT'S punishment...