I only wish my friend had been able to see it. He passed yesterday from cancer, he was such a Corvette fan and was so excited to see the C8.

And just like *that* I went from complete indifference about this Corvette to actually rooting for it and looking at my finances to see if I could afford one on my modest salary. I can’t. Yet.

Dear boomers. You are dying off, you aren’t spending money on Corvettes anymore, GM doesn’t give a shit about you, they are making a car that Gen Xers and so on will want to buy.

I feel like drivers get even worse around car washes...

That pun was so bad it made me Saab.

Right over here ma’am for the undercarriage wash ...

Could they replicate the fires though??

None of the replicars spontaneously caught fire- a sure sign they weren't authentic. 

So you’re saying this is a knockoff story about knockoff cars?

And he was promptly thumped on the head and arrested for money laundering. 

The one sure way to rile a person of the cloth is to tell them that they only work one day a week! Those who I know have only one day a week off and that can easily disappear.

I found some bills in my mailbox.... can I return those as well?

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how bonkers ginormous those front rotors are? I believe they are or were the largest ever brakes on a production car at 17.3". I love me a big brake rotor, and these are truly absurd in the best way.

I wonder what it looks like to put a stick family on the back window. Maybe they're holding on for dear life, or wearing helmets... 

You have rising inequality to thank for that. 

Great, another car the US will never get

It obviously can’t be peak SUV yet. NASCAR still doesn’t have an SUV series.

At that price, I’m taking a trip over to my local credit union to get pre-approved right away! NP!!!

Ahh yes, the “butthurt” that a probable rapist is 1 of the 9 most powerful people in our country’s legal system.

It’s no surprise Black-out Brett Kavanaugh likes the idea of implied consent not able to be withdrawn by someone unconscious.