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Barstool people are just regular people, but funnier. It’s millennial satire. Do you even MEME, tho?

Sounds like NASCAR knows it’s audience well. As a liberal, I can’t recall meeting another liberal that give a hot damn about NASCAR. Ever. The women at these races use words like “snowflake” and “make american great again”. As the article correctly stated — they flash their boobs at auto events. Nice try. 

It’s a great looking car, but it’s god-awfully slow. ~5 seconds from 0-60 in a $100,000 sports coupe would have been “respectable” circa 2001... fast-forward 20 years, we have SUVs that cost half this much that could overtake it on a freeway ramp.

Wealth? He’s on record stating his total net worth is ~$100,000. Obviously, he forgot to include his $2 million dollar watch he was wearing during that statement, but I really believe the guy. 

“tragic”

The wife said “no” to the Hellcat, but she doesn’t know this thing has just as much power under the hood. BWAHAHAHA

Camaro in the front, Audi in the back. 

Slow day in car news?

Imagine getting this instead of Chevy’s all-new Corvette C8 coupe. 

Actually looks kinda the same to me 

I’d be so pissed if I bought a brand new toy for $100,000 and it burst in to flames and it was completely uninsured... yeah, I get it. 

Why is it impossible to lease a 2019 corvette for under $600? Makes no sense. 

Your chart headings are reversed. 

Here’s my idea for a comparison test involving this car:

This data is BS

Hey Dr. Evil, just grab the keys out of the valet box next time and save yourself the paperwork. 

My Q60s has $500 tires all around. No spare, so you gotta put on run-flats. 

If your car looks like this, I’m definitely judging you... while saying “no, it’s fine, yeah, I’ll just squeeze in here”

Shocked.