It was two decades ago in a very quiet part of rural Ireland; I wouldn't place bets on the little old lady's condom familiarity prior to getting a surprise present of a lot of used ones in a bag. A decade earlier, condoms were almost impossible to buy in Ireland. It's a very different culture. And I would hurl NOW if…

where is the naked in the hallway story with the generous asian man?

Funny. He’s indicted us, the audience, and media, but the Kardashians are the ones who get the brunt of his ire. There’s so much to be said about the cult of celebrity and how the Kardashians exemplify it, but the way they’ve become shorthand for “I’m too smart/elitist to partake in lowbrow entertainment” is such a…

Haha, no judging—I do the same thing! I will use them until they are completely gone/too crumbly and make a mess. Sometimes I'll even scrape off the surface to reassure myself that the product is "good as new!"

He's a lot saner than he was, no? He quit drinking, mostly stopped getting into fights with randos. He looks a lot happier,etc. Seems like he's a lot happier now & like he's genuinely in love with Kim

my reply to this guy: dude, write all your speculations about why your relationship failed in your journal and examine what you maybe could have done differently or better instead of acting like it wasn't you, it's EVERYONE ELSE TOO. Don't put it out there to the world and assume your issues are mine.

while Barton was busy perfecting her craft...

get drunk at Germany! Last time I was there, it was with my parents. I got a tummy ache at some point and my dad bought me overpriced jäger shots and they cured me... All the herbs... It's natural..

I have no idea. But being in the public eye sure must be ruufffff!

For our honeymoon, my husband and I booked what was advertised as an "oceanfront beach house." The photos featured a lovely little house with a large deck and it's own private beach. We lived several hours away so we couldn't check it out in person in advance, but based on the photos, we thought it seemed like exactly…

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

My horror story? Never had a honeymoon. Couldn't take any more time off after three years of a long distance relationship.

You know, I take serious issue with the fact we are calling this idiotic. The jokes he wrote weren’t funny, and they were definitely antisemitic and weirdly misogynistic for literally no reason. It didn’t even improve the stupid, shitty jokes. Had he been, say, a Republican staffer who was making inappropriate…

My last name is Power and my mom was totally considering the pun names

There was a woman who used to come into the place I worked named Mrs. Slutsky. I just wanted to ask her, "Why? Why would you agree to take that name? At what point are your husband's stupid traditions a higher priority than not having to tell people your name is Mrs. Slutsky???"

My nephew is Raper. Surprisingly, he does well with the ladies. When my sister divorced his Dad, she was quick to take back her maiden name.

i knew a child named Major Power.

Agreed. But whoever named their kid “Keighdence”—which I have actually seen—should probably have a visit from CPS.

I met Trevor Noah once and he is so tall and smells so good. I almost died.