Toonces!

“I just hope he was OK.”

Man, that 1.5 psi difference between right and left tires just gets em every time.

“I just hope he was ok”

My Ford Fusion was recalled too, so I’m basically driving a Bugatti Chiron.

Front loading washer.

Here’s a silly idea...

1.) Find a low-mileage Ford Taurus wagon. Most likely, you can snag one in good shape for under $2000. Probably will have a blown transmission or something similar. This is not a problem, because then you will...

2.) Find a wrecked Ford Taurus SHO from the ‘96-98 MY. Yank out the Yamaha V8 and…

1000x better than black. I just went to the builder and agree with the overall sentiment that the wheel choices are not great. I’d call these the best of the bunch, but it's not a beauty pageant that's for sure. 

I really, really like that - I wish there were better wheel options though.  Need to be more color choices.

TBH, that looks worse. 

The problem is, GM keeps telling consumers what they want instead of listening to what consumers want. New flash GM, we didn’t want this thing, we wanted this one:

Don’t forget the only man to hit a track jet dryer. Now THATS a triple crown only a few could ever achieve.

I know it’s tiring to keep hearing about him but he was a significant part of his car’s victory. Everyone in that car was a top notch driver and Kaz had was Amazing, but the extent to which Alonso ripped time out of the No. 7 car to make up for the penalty early on was goddamn amazing.

This is a man who has 2 world…

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Wait, better idea: just make it so the team that wins the draft lottery gets Lebron. Then they’ve successfully created a league where every damn year, the best team plays the previous year’s worst in the Finals.

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

onto the “returns” counter at customer service

Nah. It’s no different from wingsuiting or surfing 80 ft waves or whatever. Participants know the risk and choose to play.

For me, Montoya wins the prize.

Never forget.