Just like his Daddy. Crowd him a little bit and he’ll give you a pass. No wonder he could never beat Dale Jr.

Best I could do on short notice:

Yo....

Ah good to know.

This is literally the best car in history to sink money into for a retirement account.

Of course not. It’s a car.

Sometimes, the cosmos line up in just such a way that makes you think, Hail Satan.

From my experience that’s kinda how everyone drives in Jamaica.

meh my budies boosted civic si* could slay that datsun with the new CAI we put on over the weekend

Fuck Richard Petty, Fuck Donald Trump.

None of those 5 WDC’s got Ferrari through the first corner last night...

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

It’s probably one of those hip millennial designers everyone seems to be hiring for their #brand #swag.

I’d say by the before pic with it half buried in sand and salt water that the car was already a total loss before it was run over by a truck.

WAIT WUT. Jimmy Johns is an abortion of a sandwich shop. They have nothing but cold mediocrity, only one type of cheese, they SPATULA the goddamn mayo on there, and yet people line up out the door while superior places like Quiznos and Jersey Mike’s are often across the street. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Because none of those are the most perfect supercar masterpiece in history.

Because these are not Mclaren F1... I’d choose the F1 over all of these combined in a heartbeat.

I mean, you could pretty much just end this argument with “Shirley Muldowney” and a mic drop.

But I respect your thoroughness. :)