Smoke inhalation? Way more people die of that, than actually being burned alive.

So Anakin wasn’t special in any way shape or form, wasn’t the first virgin birth, didn’t bring balance to the Force, and everything George Lucas created didn’t matter in the slightest. Jedis = Cis White Male = Bad, literally witches vs. the patriarchy.

It is appropriate that witches were literally burnt for their perverted teachings on their paganistic and selfish religion.  

Of the dumb things I’ve read this hour, your comment takes the corn meal cake.

I preferred the original version from the first two seasons before they changed it to yours.

Just don’t go faster than Warp 10, or you’ll turn in to a salamander for some reason!

The University of Alabama says traveling near light speed is possible?

But still fast enough to subjugate blue people for mineral rights.

“At close to the speed of light”

It’s saving me time already!

Indeed. Imagine a future where all personal interactions are handled by an LLM. Why even bother living if this is what you want?

Great idea. From now on I will save time by asking ChatGPT to summarize Gizmodo articles so I don’t have to read them.

The best way to use ChatGPT to give yourself more free time is to not use it so that you don’t have to spend time cleaning up its mistakes and to automatically ignore any source that shows signs of using it.

Sending an email to my family? I mean, maybe if I hate them but seriously, wtf. They’re my family. If I can’t take a few minutes to write an email to a family member what the fuck life am I living.

The Jedi Order has never been demonstrated as anything other than deeply problematic at best. Individual Jedi have been shown to be heroic, but the Order has always been shown to be arrogant, foolish, dogmatic, militaristic, and frankly cultish.

Nonsense. The best Jedi in the show is the fat Jedi who let the bad guy walk right out the door under his nose. I suspect he’s a Porkins.

Yord is 2024s Jar-Jar.

The thing with the show being about critiquing the Jedi order is that we haven’t had a single piece of live-action content since the original trilogy that isn’t about critiquing the Jedi order. Deconstruction needs to be the counterpoint to some construction; the name “Jedi” hasn’t had any positive reinforcement…

I have less of an issue with him than I do with Jedi saying “Yeah, let’s just get this murder wrapped up quick and not worry to much about truth and justice.”

The Jedi are not a monolith