Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

The little Reddit creature versions of them are actually really cute.

Also, somebody please go check on Drake.

I’m disappointed I had to scroll through two pages of comments for someone on Deadspin to make this about race.

I thought that a true teabagging required nuts touching the face or head. This was more like momentarily sitting on his chest.

I don’t think you know how burns work.

I guess Tomlin just has a little more tact than you do.

The point was that Bradshaw is dumb, without saying it in those words.

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Mike Tomlin didn’t play Foreman on House, that was Martin Lawrence.

No, we’re calling it a draw because Tomlin was adult enough to embrace criticism, and then shade him at the end.

Unless J is now K and M is now R he said “Kyrie,” not “Jayme.”

Russell Westbrook seems like he’s kind of a dick.

Yeah I’m a dumbass and am now making the face those guys are making. (The wire had Williams identified incorrectly and I don’t watch a lot of Lakers games, so I had a brain cramp and went with it despite that rather obviously not being Julius Randle.)

Do you actually think that’s Julius Randle? I know this is a political site, but God damn you guys don’t know shit about sports.

That’s not Julius Randle, it’s Greg Anthony.

Punters stand 15 yards back. A guy at 20 behind the kicker is going to be awfully suspicious.

That actually seems like a very bad fake punt, in terms of design, that required luck and excellent execution in order to work.

Playing at Hawaii (what is up with the apostrophe used in the article?) means flying long distances to every away game and probably being really far from your family. It is also a rather expensive place to live even with room and board provided for.

They’ll remember that blocked field goal they had today for years to come. Probably just call it “The Block.”