Yes, surely everything else would have played out exactly as it did following a fumble in their own territory in an 8 point game on their first drive of the 2nd half.

This is a completely different offense than the one they ran in 2001, and really up until about 2007, but your observation is still apt.

“A burst of raw emotion.”

Are you dumb?

Better luck next year Ravens fans.

In everybody’s America. If you’re going to put your tail between your legs and do whatever someone bigger than you tells you to, you should probably move.

Uh, he literally kicked him out of there himself, did you not hear him saying “You gotta bounce” and this pussy complying immediately? The guy was walking away because pony tail Lance Alworth told him to.

That sounds a little racist.

You sound mad.

I agree, he doesn’t get as much coverage, good or bad, because he’s white.

To be fair, Alex Smith called one because he didn’t like what he saw at the line of scrimmage.

Were you just setting up some kind of elite Flacco joke? It’s not only about Super Bowls; Brees has been breaking NFL records annually with the Saints for almost a decade.

How sad is your life that you’re actually watching this?

Turns out the cop was 5'6 and 145 pounds.

Because he didn’t touch anyone?

Can people please stop with this “participation trophy” bullshit? Even if it were true, WHO DO YOU THINK WERE THE ONES GIVING PARTICIPATION TROPHIES TO MILLENNIALS?

Is that really the Hill you want to die on?

These sorts of advertisements, where certain types of reporters eagerly type up press releases because it’s quick and easy, are everywhere. 

Brady has been a spokesperson for Uggs since 2010.

I think a one-game suspension actually fits the crime, though. I don’t know why they called it indefinite and not just said it was one game from the start.