I spend every waking minute when I'm not in public with my pants unbuttoned. I do NOT have the discipline/obsession level for this.

My only defense is that if a kid really loved buzz lightyear he might know how to spell his name but not other things. When I came to the US I learned how to spell Ariel before I could spell the, which I spelled like I pronounced it: Z

Another bar tending story:

OHHHH TLC the musical group, not TLC the channel. Makes much more sense.

Laura and I are coordinating my pickup (she is at airport, I am in air) and can't get this to load but I told her about the comments and she said this:

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I'm showing up in this shirt:

I'm gay, and I was taunted by that slur and others throughout my entire childhood.

Yeah - one of them told me the definition of a woman is someone who can have a baby. Because that's not a sexist view of women... (not to mention pretty damn insulting to women who cannot have children, or don't want them).

Maybe this is me taking it too personally because I lived in an inner city food desert where produce was limited to either canned corn or mealy apples, but it didn't make me laugh to hear that a dude who grew up in poverty in a similar food desert-y area until he was like 25 wasn't super familiar with a grapefruit.…

I had Lancw bass' NSYNC haircut for two years as a 20 something lesbian. I was accidentally hit on by gay men often.

You may Bey on to something. She was just a little TOO perfect and now she's a tinch more relatable.

Preach!

I like how they blacked out the baby dick.

And a hundred lady-fronted punk bands just were just created from one Neko Case tweet. I will be on my way to a Pussy Shavers show in just a few weeks.

Hey NEKO. WISH YOU WOULD BE A MUSICIAN IN MUSIC IN THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS AGAIN.

so, let me gets this straight. There was a movie, and someone dressed up a manikin like a characture from the movie and put it by the display.......and this is different from every other movie how? Because it is not a cardboard cut out? Jesus, get a grip.

ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE (that hate other white people)

unless there's a busy highway running through your bedroom we'll let it slide just this once? :)

I have nothing new to add other than that a guy that attempted to sexually assault me in high school ended up becoming a cop. Blech.