Also, Jesus Christ, he can't even fucking deliver a joke properly. "A Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd, in China. Because they were Chinese. This was in China."

This is LITERALLY the worst news EVER.

He is LITERALLY leaving.

Woah now. The credit goes to the Prince, who happened to have the right swimmer in the right place at the right time.

But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!

NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.