I’m a lady and I often say “hey” to initiate sex. Mr. IUD knows what’s up

All of my husband’s siblings and their wives are constantly having my in laws drive up here from their home 90 minutes away to babysit. He has three older siblings and they all have 2 kids each that are 5 and under. So much is asked of my in laws and they never say no, but they are so tired and are aging. It makes me…

A carrot or beer can sized long, happy life?

Hell yes. Because Chris Hemsworth is bae.

Bobby, you are so funny, and I mean that with total sincerity. No one else makes me chortle, yes CHORTLE at my desk.

I used to be more into The Property Brothers, but I watched some of the very first episodes recently and the amount of gaslighting towards the wife in the couples was a huge turn off. Also their social media accounts are really annoying.

Here in Minnesota everyone is crying and it is raining out, appropriately and sadly. :( If you stream The Current 89.3 they are playing Prince from 1pm central to 10pm, starting with his earliest recordings and working onwards.

Can I just say that here in Minnesota everyone is crying and it is raining and yeah. RIP Prince. :(

YAS Adele. I don’t even have kids and I’m already nervous about the issue of breastfeeding. I don’t know if my boobs will be able to handle it, and I’ll also probably really resent my partner for not being able to help feed the baby in the same way as me. People act like breastfeeding has always been so easy and…

Love it.

efkaosdhjadfjadlgjworeighjalfgjk fuck this so hard. I’m going to go donate to Planned Parenthood now. Everytime a Republican even speaks, PP gets $10 more from me.

I agree, I laughed during the first episode but am excited to see what the rest of the season brings. Wisdom Teeth and Pu$$y Weed are two of my favorites. And the one where Ilana has a reaction to all the shellfish.

I would really like to see Room/Brie Larson win some awards. Other than that, meh. TBH I haven’t seen a lot of those movies yet.

I kind of agree but I also kind of like getting cards from people in the mail. It’s exciting to get actual mail!!

TSwift sounds good with just her voice and the piano.

I had the same struggle, in the end I opted against Paragard due to likely worse periods and cramping, and got Mirena. I’m not entirely sure but I do think it releases smaller amounts of hormones than the pill. My period has basically almost gone away. I just had a really, really light cycle a month ago, after getting…

I am enjoying this show so far.

Zoe-

Well Elite Daily is actually the worst, sooo... not surprised. But yes so very dumb.

What’s with all the balls and the cars?!