“...as well as accusing him of taunting her about the potential expiration of the statute of limitations on some of the charges, saying he called her to say they should “celebrate” the 7 year-statute of one of the incidents being up.”

I would. Haley’s an evil bitch but she’s presumably sane and knows she doesn’t have the “I could shoot someone in the middle of street” shield of insane support that Trump does. Her own political survival will limit how horrible she can be in office. That’s not true of Trump. If re-elected, he’ll take us anywhere his…

Of course hypotheticals are not real, that’s the point. They’re thought exercises that illustrate other interesting ideas if posed correctly. You must be super fun at parties.

Seconded. I know it’s probably done for some ad-based clicking reason, but it really is a pain in the ass.

Hey can we let slideshows die?

That’s very cool that you feel that way and you are certainly entitled to think that about her clothing, but the point still remains that I don’t recall a multi-slide take down of Mitt Romney’s weird ties or George Santos’ ugly ass sweater vests.

I don’t know, man. I just can’t work up mocking a woman for what she’s wearing, even if she’s a dirt bag like this. Other than DeSantis’ shoes*, I can’t think of any male politician getting a whole highlight reel of their silly sweaters (or ties, or whatever).

*And I’d contend the DeSantis shoe coverage is unique from…

Trash person makes money from trash TV show, backs a racist, leaves show, feels bad about show.

It would have been better journalism, in my opinion, if you had mentioned the plot of the book so we could see why fans wanted Chastain so much.

When Russel Wilson started losing a lot after he hooked up with Ciara, my hard-core Seahawk fan Grandma said to me “Russel is just getting too much sex right now.” I miss her alot. 

I’m shocked — shocked! — to learn that cynical attempts to cash in on nostalgia because that’s easier than making a good movie is going on!

Yeah he forgot the “don’t” from the quote in the original profile on the Atlantic. Kind of an important word, in context. Sometimes I read stuff like this and wonder, “Why the hell was this even written?” And then I realize that I’m reading it. I have met the enemy, and I am he.

It can be. The problem is none of them work at the AV Club anymore.

Snark *by people who are good at snark* can be a beautiful thing.

“Or maybe Snyder is just a nice, cool guy and the people who know him have a lot of respect for him, and we should be less snarky about him and everything he does? Maybe that can be our resolution for 2024.”

“Less snark” is absolutely a resolution that needs to be enforced for the AVC in 2024.

“Earlier this month, former Jeopardy! co-host Mayim Bialik announced that ‘Sony has informed me’ that she would no longer be hosting the syndicated version of the stalwart trivia competition...one doesn’t need to read too far into her use of passive voice to glean that this departure was not her choice.”

Ooohhh, just missed it: We would have accepted ‘Whoa?’

Yeah not like recreating an atomic bomb explosion with actual fucking explosives is impressive or anything.

“Also on an only semi-related note, but if Dr. Doom is introduced in any movie before FF, it would be a terrible move and I would be unreasonably mad about it.”