I think most people have already move on from this. I certainly have.

If people are less willing to forgive Will Smith for an open-handed slap than they are to forgive Woody Allen for sexually assaulting his own daughter or Chris Brown for beating the shit out of Rhianna because they saw the slap and didn’t see those other things, those people deserve to be made fun of.  (Also, my…

I’m not even some Will Smith stan but it seems like he’s more than adequately apologized multiple times, which has been accepted by Chris Rock most importantly. It’s not like Will is some serial stage rusher (Kanye, anyone?). It’s not like other people doing bad things negates this thing, but really - let’s all move…

Hyperbole (/haɪˈpɜːrbəli/ (listen); adj. hyperbolic /ˌhaɪpərˈbɒlɪk/ (listen)) is the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. In rhetoric, it is also sometimes known as auxesis (literally ‘growth’). In poetry and oratory, it emphasizes, evokes strong feelings, and creates strong impressions. As…

I’m going to introduce you to something that will blow your mind: It’s called a hyperbole. Why the internet is determined to take everything literally even when the meaning is perfectly clear to everyone with a neuron is beyond me.

To borrow a line from the kids, I was today year’s old when I first heard of Celeste Barber.

“Power dynamic”? He’s a fucking singer in a rock band, not a prison guard or Harvard Law’s Dean of Admissions.

Or, it’s an example of one party being a complete dick to the other.

Excuse me, what now?

I like how they call AC/DC Acca Dacca. 

There is a difference between the latino communities in Texas and Florida. In Texas, Latino immigrants are largely from Mexico, Latin America, and South America. In Florida, Latino immigrants are more often Cuban, Puerto Rican, Dominican, etc. Cuban immigrants, in particular those who fled the Communist Castro…

His campaign is being run by Milo Yougottabefuckinghigh, that is enough said right there.

Indeed! Y2K is a wonderful example of things going right. Problem identified, proper investment made in fixing it, problem solved. It should be an example of why we shouldn’t necessarily despair at our current problems. Come together, spend money, fix things, it works.

I just read an article this morning that while filming a new episode of the National Geographic show he does for Disney+ he unexpectedly found out that he has a strong genetic predisposition for getting Alzheimer’s disease. Shit like that tends to change your outlook on things.

Meanwhile, Tuesday won't get off the phone with me. 

“I’m genuinely curious about what Musk’s end game is here.”

Musk is not nearly as smart as his PR campaign wants people to think. He was born into money and simply glommed onto several companies after they had created products. He’s never actually made anything - he just bought himself proximity to those that have. As such, I would argue that this image he has crafted for…

Couldn’t there also be federal charges for a hate crime?  Here’s hoping.  

Oh please. Clarence Thomas would make himself 3/5ths of a person if he could. 

“Racist incidents on the university campus date back to 2008.”