Kinda funny how the same person directing “no hero” diss tracks at Cassidy Hutchinson is primary sourcing content from The Daily Mail. Again. Newsflash: Dumpster diving is not the same thing as recycling.

Thank you! Self-righteous must be on sale at Target!

It’s easier to armchair QB someone from the comfort of the Internet; most politically inclined people would trade half a long to work in the White House under almost ANY administration. That’s triply true in their early 20s, and more so when it’s not just “in the…

This simultaneously seems incredibly proscriptive and also... not reflective of this review or most other movie reviews. Ultimately, at some point, movies exist to be experienced, not reviewed. If you think that this review didn’t do a good job of conveying whether or not the reviewer enjoyed the movie - or someone…

I don’t know that either of us have seen 80% of the sci-fi films post Alien, but I struggle to imagine that the ratio of what we’ve seen in common is 80% weathered and 20% shiny and chrome.

Say more about why “we” - who do not have this as part of our job descriptions or scopes of authority - should agree to this.

Gigantic lips? You should either add that to the list of things you need to discuss with a therapist or consider looking at people other than Scandinavians...

Nut milk, eh?

To your point, I’d add a counter-point in perfect harmony:  What does it say about him that he’s a comedy legend, has been in the industry for decades, and can’t find someone to back his play, just as you outlined here?

I’m gonna need to know what your other markers for emotional health are; normally when the person on the screen looks directly into the camera and says “I’m not here to make friends,” that’s the LAST piece of the puzzle for me.

Let me “yes, and” your third point:

B) Anyone who has ever done theater knows that there are things that hit differently for the audience than they do from the perspective of the cast. That’s actually part of the magic: You immerse yourself in something and you’re inside it anyway, so your perspective is shaped by lots…

Apparently we’ll be able to screen it alone!

Well put.

I think sometimes people become so sophisticated and “genre aware” that they forget that a premise they think is far-fetched is a necessary element in order for the larger thing to exist. The song ‘Hey Jealousy’ wouldn’t make sense if it was written today because of cell phones and Lyft. But lots of things…

I can’t wait until Barsanti gives this a C- (downgraded from a B- because something something) before writing paragraph after paragraph and asking multiple questions that make me wonder if he took one edible or two before he fell asleep watching it...

Ever the fabulist... I just wish you were better at it. Or... more interesting with your insults. Or had even a modicum of self-awareness.

No need to change lanes.

You wrote this: “he was also willing to kill thousands of people”

And now you’re saying that that wasn’t actually true at all. So why’d you type it?

Here’s the deal: I’m fine with you making a perfectly valid risk assessment for your own household and deciding that it isn’t (and/or wasn’t)…

I’m also not sure about that part immediately after “Nope” either...

I didn’t need her to spend months looking for Ezra; she was pointed in the right direction, after all, and given a sturdy-if-cowardly mount. And we don’t know how much time passed. That said, I what I strongly object to was the near-total lack of reaction to the reunification. I’ve seen more emotional airport hugs at…

She’s also a veteran of two wars. And literally 90% of the people she has known for most of her life were murdered in a mass genocide/workplace active shooter scenario, largely aided by her closest mentor and the troops she fought alongside in the first of the two wars. Why isn’t she a rainbow, I ask?

“But if they’re going to make *that* big a deal out of leaving the galaxy, I feel we should have seen something completely alien and bonkers to sell that we had left the familiar. Talking mushrooms and purple skies with hamburger clouds and acidic air and low gravity and so on.”

Okay. That’s... a thing you wanted.

It would be bad enough if he was just a bad writer. He often asks basic questions about things that were relatively clearly explained in the episode he’s reviewing, almost treating them as plot holes. He doesn’t seem to have the basic media literacy to understand that Ep _XYZ_ of a show hasn’t told viewers everything…