This is a microscopically small non-issue, though. So it’s a huge part of the gust of air that pushed out a fart on an extremely windy day. Who cares? Who ACTUALLY cares?

Nah. We don’t need to make a point of evaluating whether or not something is good based upon whether or not Donald Trump did it well. That’s the opposite of setting a standard.

You completed your own circle: You don’t stream music. You follow cultural websites. Those cultural websites apparently didn’t find Feist newsworthy across two album cycles. So, the obvious question is obvious: How do those cultural websites determine what is worthy of headlines and news articles? And did the answer…

I think you have the nuance of this exactly right... You can feel how you feel, but you don’t get to control how others feel about you. You can control how you present yourself, but you can’t control what others see. You can make or avoid statements, but you can’t fully control whether or not your message is…

No, Kelsea Ballerini is the one on the left...

One of the people over whom he supposedly had celebrity power didn’t even know who he was. In Montreal. It would be like Picasso showing up at your house party in Barcelona and someone asking “Is this your friend that paints houses?”

“The algorithm that tells you what music to like” is not the same as “this artist didn’t make any new music.” Jussayin’

You just described [insert state of existence here]. Very few [insert practitioner of thing here] ever return to the hunger and urgency of their early days. Fewer still if the [practitioner] is successful...

I have to question the judgment of anyone who leaves Barcelona in search of happiness. Even the thought of leaving Barcelona makes me sad...

I approve this message! Not gonna lie, as soon as I clicked “Publish” I realized that I would forget all about WW1984's many missteps and absolutely watch Gal Godot thrashing around to 90s music. (I’d like a movie featuring that as well.)

Do they not want another WW movie? Or do they not want Patty Jenkins to deliver WW1991 (feat. flannel and a bunch of Alice in Chains needle drops)?

“I’m shocked he has the balls to blame it on the Rock since Black Adam flopped too.”

But... he didn’t!

Let’s start by repeating the thesis: Wealth can buy easy access to better solutions; it doesn’t always buy away problems.

I understood your point; it’s not as complex as you think it is. You seem to be ignoring the most part of your own response:

The words “could have” are doing all of the lifting. 

So, Steve Jobs was wealthy... and unhealthy... and his wealth did not buy him intelligent choices or immortality. Proves the point.

I’m not speaking about what type of rich person Giselle Bundchen is because I don’t know Giselle Bundchen. And I’d wager my next check that neither you nor the person I was responding to…

Thank you! This piece reads like Madlibs, as filled in by someone with a traumatic brain injury...

That’s a really edgy take. 

Piqué told the outlet he’s “very happy” right now, even as the most hated man in the continent of Europe.

You seem to have an ill-informed caricature of what being wealthy is like. Your list is... a little flawed.

I’m with you on housework and errands. A rich person can pay other people to do that stuff.

I’m not even sure what you mean by mental labor in this context, but being rich doesn’t mean you can or should trust…

Can you relate to how mess-free they are? Asking for a colleague...