I’ve said it elsewhere, and I’ll write it here:

All of the people on Al Gore’s Internet acting like they could top that performance while visibly pregnant should

A) Go focus group their opinions with their own Mama, and
B) Go write a couple decades worth of bangers, get booked to play the Super Bowl, and prove it...

And g…

You don’t actually sing, do you?

You don’t actually sing, do you?

You don’t actually sing, do you?

November 11th, 2023:  The day I got “you people’d” about Jesus... That’s fucking HILARIOUS!

Before any more “Yeah, sure, she was pregnant, but like...” takes get out into the ether:

Maybe workshop that shit with your own Mom. But verify that your dental and health insurance is up-to-date... Actually, verify the coverage first. Then be unimpressed with the visibly pregnant woman’s performance.

Why is it so weird that she would clique with Mitt Romney? At this point, she’s one-and-done in the Senate, so she’s just setting up her next gig! Besides, they have a bit in common... She loves money. He has money. She wants to appear mavericky. He wants to appear centrist/moderate. I wouldn’t be shocked at all if…

Well... I mean... there was one Messianic Jew, right?

Great. Thanks.

Will the TJ Holmes/Amy Robach saga ever end?

Honestly, I’m less concerned about how this potential rendezvous began and more with how a grown-ass woman manages to deal with the antics of any man under the age of 25. He’s got another year before his prefrontal cortex reaches full maturation, and I cannot even begin to imagine navigating nuanced arguments and…

I take it back. Your original self-diagnosis was correct; you are a dickhead troll.

Okay, okay, you have a desperate thirst for attention. I get it. Here you go:

I responded to the author. You responded to me. You made assertions that you still have not substantiated. All I did was challenge you to prove what you stated as fact. If that’s what you think of as me “flaming you,” then perhaps this isn’t…

Framing is everything and we tend to believe what we repeat, so I say this with kindness: You’re a lot of things, I’m sure, but you’re probably not a dickhead troll.

Be nicer to yourself. That may help you in variety of ways; it may even help you be a more substantive contributor online.

“I’m sorry for casually interacting with you.”
-You

Three days later:

“Please, please, give me attention!”

I didn’t write a single word about any such meme....

Did you think this was about Best New Artist?

“...my life as a young single mother is very stressful.”

This doesn’t read as authentic of a native English speaker. Clean it up! The success of Putin’s war effort special military operation depends on you changing hearts and minds overseas.

HAHAHAHAHA

I guess I just don’t understand why anyone would dig in on this particular position. It’s a sweeping generalization that almost certainly isn’t true and almost certainly couldn’t be quantified or substantiated if it was true. I’m not entirely sure why this article exists, but I’m definitely not sure how this…

RIGHT?!?! What does it say that Vanessa Hudgens’ engagement announcement wasn’t enough of a hook for this on its own merits? That’s way more disrespectful than her ex calling her his “friend.”