Written like someone that has never tasted piss...

“Well, Vivica, respectfully, one way to move on from something is by agreeing to not talk about it as much. So,l I think we all should start there.”

And yet:  You didn’t even spend enough time thinking before addressing this non-story (that you agree there isn’t much to talk about) to catch a typo that is literally…

Sorry, but you’re splitting hairs... I get what you’re getting at, but you’re focusing on her attempts to deflect and her attempts to appeal to bad faith actors who say things like “doesn’t have a racist bone in [] body...” You’re focusing on the deflection by participating in it. But let’s try it your way.

Actions:…

100%.

I’m not clear from any of the coverage of this where she thinks she should have been served. By Jason Sudeikis’ account, he asked that she not be served where the kids were likely to be impacted, and beyond that, he let the professionals do their job. (When he could have just initiated the process and let the chips…

Filed under “I wish a motherfucker would” as of 8/24/22:

Call $10,000 that you are not owed (and in fact, that you OWE) “a drop in the bucket” in my presence...

Filed under “I wish a motherfucker would” as of 8/24/22:

Call $10k that you are not owed (and in fact, that you OWE) “a drop in the bucket” in my company...

First of all, we haven’t had “a summer of political momentum.” We’ve had about four solid weeks. Six weeks ago, everyone who would listen was convinced that the GQP was going to take both chambers of Congress. But I appreciate your concern.

Second: If this is how people feel, then I’m comfortable watching those people…

Are we also gonna find out how the law enforcement community feels about people claiming to “back the blue” and then turning on the FBI? Or attacking the Capitol Police? Or attacking the Metropolitan Police in the nation’s capital? I mean... I understand your point. And I suppose I hope you’re right... But I think…

You must be really, really young. Donald Trump didn’t invent or even perfect anything you’re upset about. At “best” he can be credited for harnessing the Internet in service of these ills, and perhaps more successfully than others. He’s not the source of the destabilizing rot; he merely used it to his advantage.

“[S]he recently said that the navy should set up a block of North Africa to prevent migrants from entering Italy.”

Did she mention how big this block of North Africa should be? And where, specifically, she wants to put the block of North Africa? How, precisely, would a block of North Africa prevent migrants from…

I love nuance as much as anybody, but come on! Don’t let Trevor Noah get you twisted out of all recognizable shape. Nothing in their shared “history” rises to the level of “Chris Rock deserved to get assaulted for telling a hacky joke at an awards show...”

You were on a roll until “... he’s not relevant enough anymore to be deemed in need of preservation... I don’t understand what’s wrong with letting Will Smith fall into obscurity.”

That latter thing isn’t in the process of happening - as in right now - and the former thing is objectively untrue by virtue of the fact…

Anti-Blackness in action:

Feign concern for his family, then pivot to something that seemingly indicates that his death - at best - is no big deal... and - at worst - was justified by stupid, self-loathing opinions he may have expressed in life.

Taco trucks on every corner. That’s what we were promised if Hillary Clinton was elected President. That’s the multiverse I seek today.

He thinks New York City is a lawless, unsafe hellhole... and the way he gathers his thoughts is by recreationally (ab)using prescription drugs and walking around New York City...?

Shoutout to 2022!

Wait... If you’ve done it yourself, why did you side-eye FloPu?

“I mean as a white guy it’s not something you should say.”

You were good here.

“But at the same time, while I don’t sing along with songs, rap or otherwise, it’s bound to happen, and not in a malicious way.”

Why, though? If you’re not singing along...

“At this point, the n word, has become so ubiquitous in black culture…

Fuck around. Find out.

At the risk of sounding extra Black...

No chance you love Kendrick more than me, and I don’t find it difficult at all.