Best scene of the season was Marshawn Lynch supercut.

Wait, wait, wait... You think my wife is gonna give me the green light to go to my buddy’s bachelor week at Sex World?!?! They’re already on the right track. The way to make a trillion dollars is to create (no caps) sex world under a totally benign, thematically appropriate title. People will pay more to do all the…

Just to be clear: A hacky joke was written for an awards show - it was not written by Jada Pinkett Smith. A hacky jock was delivered at that award show - it was not delivered with Jada’s prior knowledge. (We know those things are true.) And you’re simultaneously:

1) Unwilling to accept the possibility that Will Smith…

You’re giving your take on B-listers’ take on The Slap, though... So... take your own medicine, champ.

Speaking of picking battles, this is probably not the hill to charge up if you’re willing to make even a basic examination of obvious facts:

1) “We” didn’t “collectively decide” anything about either of the individuals you named.

2) The movie set where Wright’s suspect attitudes/behaviors*** became widely known as…

Putting a finer point on your final point: If your brother dies, your friends are calling and texting - that’s support and sympathy. Your acquaintances are wishing you and your loved ones their best on your social media - that’s sympathy, but not support. Anybody posting about YOUR tragedy on THEIR social media is…

This piece literally starts with the writer talking about how they wish this was over... But they’re getting paid to write about comments on a podcast. OF COURSE THE TONE IS INCONSISTENT!

“The saga that is Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker’s feud continues and, oh my god, I wish it wouldn’t.”

Is that true, though? Because - looking only at the facts - you appear to be getting paid to write about it. And the hook you’re using to write about it is Horseface Killah talking about old news on a podcast…

“Both” isn’t “neither.”

If you’re in a bar and I come in and sit next to you for a while, neither one of us is participating in a fight. (We’re just in a bar.) If you turn to get the bartender’s attention, spill my drink on me, and apologize, neither one of us is participating in a fight. (We’re just in a bar.) If I…

I’m impressed! You somehow found a way to get paid to write a piece that could basically be summed up as “After the first listen, people have been ignoring the skits since they had to fast forward to do it...” And it’s all because you had access to the Hip Hop SEO King, Kendrick Lamar. That’s some FINESSE! Respect!

You had options for literally every other sport and you’re really going with... legends of cricket? Is this like an International Chris Russo homage, or...?!?!

“The greatest equipment manager in the HISTORY of the NBA was - without a doubt, Stevie - [names Boston Celtics’ 1958 equipment manager.]”

You read this and thought it was “humanizing?” Interesting.

Let’s be clear:

These are not “Star Wars superfans.” They’re just opportunistic racists with Internet access.

That person was full of shit. FWIW.

Tell us you’re White without telling us you’re white.

In case this helps:  It’s intentionally grammatically incorrect.

Seriously, what is taking so long?!?!?! He’s apparently about “about to purchase” Twitter in the same way that I’ll “be there in five minutes” when I’m barely on the highway...

It’s small. You can’t really get too close to it. Most casually stroll past lots of amazing art in order to take a terrible cell phone pic of it. The hype doesn’t match the experience.

Everyone needs to know what everyone else thinks when it comes to whether or not a beautiful woman (who is out of most people’s leagues) isn’t thin.

Fair: By definition, her profession - modeling - is ultimately an open invite to objectification, commentary, dumb opinions, misogyny, racism, and stupidity from strangers... This instance of that profession - being on the cover of a well-known, mainstream publication - opens her up to a wider variety of opinions. So…