If a 56 year old is hitting on an 18 year old, regardless of the reproductive organs involved, is there ever really a power imbalance in favor of the 18 year old? If two people share an industry and one of them has been in that industry for three decades and the other one isn’t yet two decades old, is there really a…

Except there’s a thing called “power imbalance” and a thing called “punching down” and a thing called “clout chasing” and a thing called “Courtney Love being on her bullshit again.”

The merits are important. Let’s assume that this was a direct ripoff. Hell, let’s go a step further and make one album cover an outtake…

Because April 5th, 1994 was a very bad day for alternative rock...

I agree with literally everything you wrote here except “iconic.” That word needs to mean something or it means nothing. It does not apply to the band Hole or any of their album covers.

Go stand by it then. Take some lotion over there when you go. Y’all gon’ need it. Meanwhile, I’m gonna stand by this... True or false: Beyonce is walking around, right now, with enough money to buy Fantasia’s whole world? #YeahThatsWhatIThought

Counterpoint: He gave up the Bonnaroo headlining stage to Stevie Wonder, came on at midnight, and rocked 90k people spanning three or four generations. I know because I was there. I don’t know you. I don’t know what constitutes “BORING” to you. I just know your credibility is automatically suspect when your summation…

Trick Daddy on his “Kwame Brown chasing clout...”

I feel like there’s a cheese that pairs well with this whine, but I don’t know what it is and I don’t want to know.

People have had butts your whole life. Your Mom had a butt. Your Dad probably saw it. You’ll be okay.

Do you think Ellie Kemper listens to Lorde? Do you think that would make Lorde controversial? Ellie Kemper... less controversial?

Help me with this math:

The Spurs won the Championship. Kawhi won the MVP. His teammates were old as shit. And that makes Kawhi fake?

So then y’all traded him to Toronto where he *checks notes* immediately won the Championship. And another Finals MVP. Fake?

Maybe we all remember that he got traded to Toronto because he…

Who the hell wants to watch the damned Clippers?

I knew it! The GOOD drugs! You got Ty Lue mind-murdering pachyderms out here!

I would like to know where you live because the drugs there must be amazing! And you’re not in Toronto, obviously...

I can’t go all the way to fraud because I don’t know anybody that ever enjoyed being guarded by him... Can we compromise and say “washed” or something?

Fuck the Clippers. Forever. Or at least until Donald Sterling dies. (And yes, I know.)

Nah, you know what? Just fuck them. They said EVERYTHING with their chests when Kawhi and Playoff Music P signed with them. Now Pablo’s doing press conferences with his chin tucked in. They can all go to Hell. Or, if they’d prefer,…

If 40% does, that means 60% doesn’t. And since 85% of the shrimp caught in the US are caught in the Gulf of Mexico and adjacent Atlantic waters, that means a significant amount of the people that live ““on the coast” aren’t actually near where most of the fresh shrimp are caught.

Now that we’ve got that out of the…

What percentage of the readers of this site do you think regularly has this option available to them?

Imagine hearing “Have A Cigar” for the first time and knowing it was about you!

Did you watch the trailer? Or even read the piece you’re commenting on? Or the comment you responded to? They’re Eternals... E-ter-nals... Hela could absolutely be in this movie because a significant chunk of this movie (possibly almost all of it) will take place before Ragnarok.