He saw him literally every other day from like October to April in the 2001 and 2002 seasons, when MJ was in shorts and a tank, available for the hands... Where was this podcast-mad energy then?

I’m glad that Susan King is taking the high road here, but this is some “revenge for Silent Sam”-level petty ish by the Trustees.

True, true. I definitely pulled some dumb numbers there...

I guess my point re: the franchises was that if the team that originally showed faith in you was able to maximize your potential to their benefit, that increased the likelihood that you’d get a bigger second contract to stay with that team or at least a sizeable offer as an RFA. That, in turn, gives the player…

Wow... You have lots of Temecula energy today! So triggered! Show us on the doll where Gilbert Arenas hurt you!

I’m sure you’re a standout, model citizen.

It’s kinda hilarious to think that Donald Glover is worried about comedy becoming tame and risk averse due to cancel culture when quite possibly his best work is a television show about a drug-dealing rapper. A show that featured an invisible car - legitimately invisible - as a thing. A show that just dropped Teddy…

How is

“Jermaine O’Neal rode the pine for four years behind a deep, veteran Portland frontcourt, and that certainly appears to have been more beneficial for him than 2-3 years of being a college megastar could’ve been.”

any less speculative than what you wrote afterward? We literally don’t know what 2-3 years of being…

Does Jordan need to admit he was wrong about Kwame Brown, though? That’s the “No shit, Sherlock!” of NBA draft history!

What did Kobe Bryant ever do to crab legs?

The idea that Kevin Hart gets to be a voice of authority on anything - much less linked for his take on Joe Budden’s misconduct - is hilarious. The audacity! Clucking like a damn chicken in a barnyard! Hilarious. People’s selective memory where he’s concerned is how we end up having these same conversations over and…

There is no such thing as “canceled.” There is only accountability. THIS is accountability.

Okay.

Ahhhhh, yes: Butthurt: The lexicon of the NPR-linking, contemporary sophisticate...

PWND by ThoraZine! (I’m sure you’re fun at parties too!)

You might wanna look again:

Dude averaged 25 a night in DC and put a lot of asses in seats here. If the teammates you failed to name were dumb enough to gamble their own money away, that’s on them... And you definitely didn’t name the other party in the “guns in the locker room” story, Javaris Crittenton. The longest…

^^^This right here.

“A scrub like Matt Barnes (nearly same career stats as Kwame) should understand how it feels to be one of the worst in the league and empathize how much worse it must be for someone who was hyped up.”

This doesn’t read the same way you think it does when you consider that Matt Barnes is about a half foot shorter than…

Stephen Jackson is crazier than Matt Barnes, and Gilbert Arenas ain’t exactly shrink-wrapped either.

You don’t know very much about basketball. Bill Laimbeer was a bigger fuckweasel than the Voltron you could make out of everybody you named. Let’s take it point by point:

Five paragraphs = defensive. Got it. You also called me defensive after I wrote three paragraphs, so perhaps you’re still projecting? Either way, it’s amazing how I answered your question by answering your question and you answered my question without answering my question. But I’m the defensive one... Comedy gold.