I know, riiight?!?! What a bunch of SLACKERS! They still haven’t passed a $1.9 trillion piece of legislation three weeks after taking office...

Meanwhile, here on Earth, we have an actual legislative process where House committees are actively marking up legislation on this right now. But hey, it’s time for some…

Your screen name whispers accurate...

“Be more judicial” doesn’t equate to “calling her a whore.”

“Women have every right to one night stands, zipless fucks, and getting it wherever the hell they want.”

And if I just want a cock in my hands, I can find a glory hole. If I want more than that, I’ll be more judicial in…

This is great! Your Bad Take Machine must be working overdrive right now! Make Serena C. the next Bachelorette! And kudos to Kit for the bold stance of not being ready to participate in a show she volunteered for! Now you want Abigail whose screen time after night one was limited to group dates and complaining about…

Always S.I.
This is especially true if you’re in a long drive-thru line. Let the other folks eat lukewarm food! They’ll have plenty of time to go “light onions” or “extra pickles” and hand you hot food when you get to the window.

Honestly, the anti-Katie thing has me just as confused as the Serena peice. I’m generally a “focus on your own relationship/use your time to build something” person. I’m generally a “don’t be the house snitch who runs to the Bachelor/ette complaining every other episode” person. This is probably the only instance of…

That part. I couldn’t justify buying $300 sunglasses if my own Mama started a fashion line with Comme des Garcons a year AFTER the pandemic ended. Any good business venture should begin, in part, by knowing your target demographic...

Ok, computer.

What has Serena C. done that makes you think she’d be a good Bachelorette? I’m going to make a list of things that I remember her doing so that you can start with things I don’t mention:

She confronted Katie and then blatantly lied to the rest of the women about what Katie said.
She blamed Katie for getting MJ sent home.…

This is such a beautifully naïve statement that I genuinely believe you come by it honestly...

All it takes to be in a romantic triangle is to wake up one morning and find yourself in love with someone who is in love with someone else. Not only would you not have any control over that, you might not even know it was…

And if that happens, you and the author will have a valid point. Today is not that day. Don’t put words in my mouth while avoiding what I actually wrote.

$600 already passed.
One side argued for an additional $1400. And is still doing so. And has introduced legislation to deliver it.
$1400 + $600 is still $2000.

And…

Enjoy your stars... IN HELL! HAHAHAHAHA

You write like someone who has never been owed money before.

And also like someone who thinks they’re owed money now.

You’re mad at the side trying to give you ANY money when the other side didn’t wanna give you JACK. And everybody pointing this out to you is “falling over themselves to willingly give up $600" eh? The choice wasn’t $2000 vs. $1400. The choice was $2000 vs. $0. You’re mad at the people that already got you $600 trying…

If I owe you $2000 and I have $600 right now and can pay you $1400 more on the 15th, the money I pay you on the 15th is also part of the $2000. Why is that so complicated?

Here’s the problem with this whole conversation:

It’s treating math ($600 + $1400 = $2000) that most people can understand as a lie... amplifying a…

Supposedly feminist...

You used proper punctuation so I’m going to assume that you have good enough sense and home training not to issue that threat to professional athletes...

Everything depends on something. Did any of these women “back that shit up” when a professional athlete running 6'9"/250 was involved? My Mama is one of the toughest people I’ve ever met and I know plenty of men and women who didn’t wanna exchange hands in her day. But if she ever stepped to an NBA power forward I…

I’m confused by this response.

[I’ll happily stipulate that you’re TOTALLY welcome to form your own opinion on what works for you and what doesn’t... as long as you can accept that you open yourself up to reactions to your opinions when you offer them on the Internet. Me responding to a publicly-offered opinion is no…

If that was “effort” to you, I see why you’re exhausted.

Amateur tip: Maybe try directly engaging with a thing - for what it is - more than you engage with thought pieces and YouTube videos about that thing. And consider the possibility that the people who decided the format for a thing had a reason to choose that format... If we can live in a world where we all agree that T…