I appreciate the broader context of what you’re offering here, but there was one comparison you made that doesn’t work at all:

Deer stand still instead of running from an oncoming car because deer... 1) are not people... and thus 2) they don’t have any context for what a car is. It is worthwhile to remember that the…

Dude has probably had a plurality of his meals from McDonald’s. He’s out of touch in many, many ways, but he’s still a man of the people in some of the least desirable ones...

I’m also torn... Are you a Muslim? If not, why do you feel like you should have a say in how other people practice their religion? Why do you feel like a common religious practice - one that does not, in any way, impact the free exercise of other religions or the freedom of the non-religious to live their lives -…

1 of the many things I learned from reading this piece about Kanye West and Rick Fox:

I’m not alone in ALWAYS referring to Rick Fox by his full name. No, not because it happened in the piece... But because you imagined Yeezy ALSO doing it. Some people just have to get First_Name Last_Name treatment, and Rick Fox is…

To be fair, “Chat shit, get banged” applies to old men too... Bars are, historically, the best place to find drunk people. Liquor stores, graveyards and ICU, placing second, third, and fourth.

A GREAT song?

Other than the “talking it over with friends” and “eventually started watching again” parts, this piece describes my arc with the NFL fucking over Kaep. I couldn’t bring myself to watch before they admitted that they were wrong and I found Goodell’s typically tepid words so unsatisfying that I wondered if him getting…

Also:  If you let McD’s get cold, you don’t have a right to be mad about it not being good. It’s barely ‘good’ when it came right out of the window. It won’t ever be palatable once it gets cold.

In-N-Out: Also not that good. I usually hit it up shortly after I’m situated in my rental car at LAX, but let’s not kid ourselves: Their fries suck. Their burgers are just okay. I’d much rather have Carl’s Jr. or a burger from that place that sells the gross mini tacos.

Let’s not go out of our way looking for examples of why this is obvious:

The NFL team in most desperate need of goodwill and good PR... (The one with the sponsors and minority owners in full rebellion... the one with the generic mascot to replace their racist mascot... the one with the sexual harassment scandals,…

It’s funny...  You don’t know him and you think he’d likely go back in a heartbeat. People who could actually be one email away from finding out whether or not he’d likely go back in a heartbeat... aren’t sending that email. It’s almost like they don’t care beyond pretending to care because they want to appear as if…

You know what else is childish and immature? An owner - who isn’t capable of making a meaningful on-field contribution to his team - deciding not to sign a player - one who IS capable of making a meaningful on-field contribution to his team - because that player’s girlfriend - who isn’t capable of making a meaningful…

The pragmatic route, eh? It’s funny how people can make all sorts of excuses for folks not doing their job when what’s at stake is a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land...

If he didn’t want to be criticized for the things he’s admitted he did differently, he could do something revolutionary and... couple that admission with an actual apology. I was also alive at the time, also watched with great interest, and am old enough to remember that this “the nomination was the confirmation”…

Same. My mind was “That’s... not even a stretch!”

Shoutout to Mama Munners. Her favorite Taco Bell menu item... her ONLY Taco Bell menu item... [Insert the OLD Kanye sample] “Too late... Gone!”

I know social distancing is important, but if you’re wearing a mask and the optometrist is wearing a mask, you should be able to safely go to HourEyes and get some new glasses...

Door replacement is dependent on jurisdiction. Not kidding.

happy and fine... (you know this because your friend’s son worked with her)

Try not to give away SONG TITLES... ;)