I never know what does or doesn’t warrant an update on one of these sites, but... The miscommunication continued:

Is it French? Or is it Italian? 

I’m not sure someone whose handle is the douchiest member of the GotG gets to determine who gets to sit at that table anyway, so I wouldn’t lose the .0002 seconds of sleep you might have otherwise!  ;-)

I wasn’t even sure exactly how I should go about typing out the sounds that someone else might think a native English speaker should make when saying a French word without pronouncing it properly... This strikes me as being a “solution” that creates more pronunciations....

crow-issant...
kruh-sant...
krah-sont...
kroy-sna…

There aren’t many people or corporations I wouldn’t tell to go get fucked for homemade snickerdoodle. The NHL couldn’t get near that list if they made ME commish and I got to behead Bettman at Center Ice during the Stanley Cup Finals...

Actually, wait... I’d have enough money to pay a snickerdoodle chef... And I’d get…

Or sitting back to back while holding mirrors, if it’s Thursday night. Thursday night is for trying weird shit. That’s why they call it “Secret Smile Friday.” Everybody knows this!

“But wait... Andrew Luck’s not dea-”
“HE’S DEAD TO ME, OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?”

“Oh, are you trying the granola?”

I bought Cap’n Crunch and Cocoa Puffs recently (not for cereal purposes; I’ve been trying out weird Rice Crispy Treat-like combos on my coworkers) and I ate a bowl of the two mixed. I think my wife was only slightly less revolted by that than you were by the granola...

I think the easiest way to turn the whole thing around is to find a way to get the word out:  Most people will NEVER get to have a beer with the President of the United States... So if you’re one of these “vote for the person you’d like to have a beer with” people, you’re LITERALLY VOTING AGAINST YOUR OWN INTERESTS!…

Joe Port might want to go to an NBA tryout... Pretty sure any team in the league could find a roster spot for someone who can dunk on people from half court!

Oh, so you have a monopoly on determining the confines of “the issues at hand” now, eh?

Yeah, you’re absolutely right. We’re discussing a video about a conversation among brown people in a barbershop. The conversation involves someone’s experiences with homophobia. And me mentioning religion and the murder of black…

“Glad you’re so invested in this.”

The self-awareness! Beautiful! 

So, wait... How does Eli P think people should pronounce “croissant?”

Krahsahnt?

Neither one of y’all know what you’re talking about.

Your issue is “small sample size” and “picked the most notable event.” Just because something happened at Daytona doesn’t mean that’s common across all, most, or even many NASCAR tracks.

Lazarus was just speculating in error. A red flag could happen on any lap, but…

So what gives? None of them own mirrors? Or just none of the men in the family?

Okay, okay... I’m partially convinced. Anything that makes Steelers fans more insufferable is a negative. And Raiders fans getting chesty with their receiver of 4 minutes on behalf of their GM for half an hour is a little more than I want to deal with. Then again, AB turning into a choir boy in New England will…

I’m not convinced about this headline. I’m gonna read the whole piece to get the full feel for what you’re going for here, but as someone who doesn’t care about anything in this situation except how many pantone colors y’all apply to Grudes... Well... Nothing is ruined!

You’re conflating some things. Let me clear them up for you:

“Black people are masters at compartmentalization. We have to do it every day of our lives and smile in white folks faces, knowing they hate us.”

I’ve been Black for over four decades, but if you feel like you need to explain this to me, I’m listening...

“Black men have no problem showing disdain for homosexual…

You seemed more upset about a show of solidarity between two rival supporters’ groups. You seemed more upset about the impact of 33 minutes of silence on the outcome of a single soccer match. So clearly we don’t share priorities...

Your quibble is yours, and I’m not trying to deny you your one interpretation of that…