Honestly, I think people are straining a little too hard to muddy the concept. The distribution arguments, for example, only work to disqualify beers that aren’t widely available. They don’t automatically qualify a beer, in my mind at least. I mean think about it:   Sierra Nevada Pale Ale has been fairly ubiquitous…

Props to the guy in the video who figured out that the appropriate reaction to that slurry coming at them was:  Let’s get the fuck out of here!

I’m available.

Granted, I haven’t played full court basketball, at any level, in over a decade. And I’m 5'7" and 215, so a little undersized for PG and dramatically undersized for SF (and most aspects of daily life, if I’m being honest.). And I don’t... like... super wanna go to China. And I’m on the record about not…

Truly crazy motherfuckers DO NOT CARE about stuff like “the other guys are bigger” and “this is gonna end poorly.” When the blood is up, the blood is up. Reason exists on another plateau. Higher? Lower? Who am I to say?

If you’re looking for an outlet for your editorial preferences, I’m sure GoDaddy can help you...

“Scared men pull knives. They never cut anybody.”
-Arn Anderson

Seriously, though:  Her family kinda fucked her over!

This is the YT-era version of “I don’t have to outrun the bear; I just have to outrun YOU.” It used to be a dad joke. Now it gets to be a meme.

#LifeInMarvelousTimes

If you’d said Sierra (Pale) or even Torpedo, I’d be with you... I don’t think Hazy Lil Thing is ubiquitous enough to be a “supermarket beer” just because I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in any supermarket anywhere. I’ve had it on draft. I’ve seen it in good-ish and better beer/liquor stores. But never a…

Genny Cream Ale!!!

The absence of Stella, Beck’s, and Pilsner U in these draft selections was surprising to me, if for no other reason than because if I’m ever in a [not beer/liquor] store, those are the fallbacks when I walk in the door. I’m usually looking for craft or something I could walk into a party with and feel no shame. Below…

I mostly agree with your analysis, but other than Sculpin, the free agents you identified undermine your credibility. That’s not because they’re not excellent beers, but rather because they don’t exactly qualify as ubiquitous enough to be supermarket beers. The fact that you think they do is... suspect.

In this case, the thing that guy did was be incredibly pedantic about something while feigning confusion, when he knew all along what the person was talking about...

The Stella/cider guy who’s willing to settle for Miller Lite in a bar complaining about the selections in this draft = the luxury box guest siding with the owners over the players because “they’re all greedy millionaires.”

Band practice. PBR is a SOLID band practice beer, and the tallboy is the preferred size.

You probably get better weed than most people too. Congratulations. Now, shut the fuck up! hahahahaha

And that’s before we get to the part where Corona can literally be found in supermarkets everywhere, PLENTY of people would never put a lime in ANY beer, and I’ll bet I could find 50 people who had never even heard of Stiegl Radler....

So Corona is being critiqued because of something some people do. But radlers are…

I’m a little amused by your argument against Bell’s making the list. Obviously everyone’s grocery store beer buying mileage will vary - some people don’t have grocery stores that sell beer, after all - so that’s both a valid and inconsequential point. But ultimately, Goose Island should literally be more widely…

Kate still got my vote, though...

All of this is dependent on the supermarket and its selection. I’ve never heard of Stiegl Radler and the closest I’ve come to seeing any radler in any supermarket is Leinie’s Shandy.