Either your imagination or your experience is limited...

The wine may not have been served with dinner because things got hectic in the kitchen just as folks were arriving and it was plopped in the fridge and forgotten. It may not have been served because someone else arrived earlier with a similar bottle or two that…

Thank you! This whole sub-thread is simultaneously stupid AND ignorant.

“Why don’t they just... stop being in gangs?!?!”
“I no, rite?”

Is it really bullshit, though? If a regular person is dating another regular person, decent odds it’s someone who works at the same company, someone who lives in their building, someone a friend hooked them up with, or someone in their city that they met on an app... Either way, two regular people usually live near…

Shrug emoji.

The helmet is dope. The numbers are dumb. The inconsistency of the outlining is mildly irritating. The rest is in between. This is a perfectly Jets-y uniform design and they’ll sell a shitload of them in New Jersey, because they’re new. Beyond that? Shurg emoji.

Hypocrisy. Norms. Institutionalist thinking. All of this shit is SO 90s.

I’m not being critical of the use of these terms because they’re inherently bad, mind you, but because they’re a clear indicator that Democrats want to continue to fight by Marquess of Queensberry rules while Republicans are taking off the gloves…

I will follow you into the dark.

(Please make sure to negotiate a cardiology discount into the contract. You may have to suffer for your genius; you should not be burdened with co-pays.)

I’m with this plan UNLESS it’s a game you have friends that are mutually invested in, only because I get texts from people about game action and when my phone starts blowing up it underscores that I’m behind... but then I don’t always know which crazy thing they’re reacting to once I catch up and read texts...

I highly, highly, highly recommend muting the commercials... If you get distracted and the game comes back on, you can either roll back 10 seconds or just let it ride and trust that you didn’t miss much. I started doing this last weekend and it was fucking glorious. There’s always a promo, or a tease for the next game,…

I had an ex who lived in another state and suggested that we should catch up by phone since we were working out at the same time... This was one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard. I don’t want to talk on the phone at the gym. I don’t want to overhear half of a conversation at the gym. And if you’re not working…

He lives in Maryland, right..? So, yeah. Basements. On the other hand: 

No fucking way he’s putting his onions anywhere that’s more than 2.5 feet from his stove.

That Gronk quote is real...  I questioned it when I first read it. I’m sure some people dismissed it altogether. But the link before the quote was no accident. Goofy bastard said that shit out loud! Into a microphone! While wearing a tux! Never, ever, ever change, meathead!

I’m not sure you’re qualified to evaluate whether or not anything is interesting (isn’t that a “takes one to know one” thing?), but I appreciate the thought...

You too. Don’t train those troops too hard.

Let me back up and admit what I should have admitted all along:
 You’re totally right. Nobody ever fights like this. Fights all contain maximum efficiency and no wasted motion. Always. Here’s what really happened...

Benioff and Weiss were having a writing section and they knew I was in town, so they gave me a call. I…

“Dude, I didn’t say they were the best ribs in the world, I said they’re the best ribs I’ve ever had.”
-You

“If the best ribs you’ve ever had were in St. Cloud, MN I can’t imagine the author printing out this comment and strutting down the street waving it...”
-Me

“A statement off personal opinion rather than a statement…

Literally last weekend a guy got knocked out while showboating at the very end of a fight he had otherwise dominated...

https://deadspin.com/way-too-cocky-boxer-taunts-opponent-gets-knocked-out-1833525220

So, yeah. Really. Every once in a while someone will overestimate the gap between their abilities and the abilities…

Be catty all you want, but I’m open to the possibility that you haven’t had enough ribs in enough places for your personal gold standard of ribs to be worth a damn to anyone two hours south of Mankato... My being open to that possibility is skepticism. You not being open to that possibility is confirmation bias.

But were you sharing sandwiches made by someone else, where one of you had to supplicate your coleslaw opinions to the will of the other? Because otherwise... who cares? She likes with; you like without. Separate tastes. Separate sandwiches.

This criticism makes sense except for the part where Jaime already has an obviously gold sword hand and is, at that point, a sub-replacement level swordsman for a squire... And if people didn’t do comically showy shit while fighting, in real life, all the time.

I’m originally from North Carolina, and I spent summers with people who could make biscuits, from scratch and without looking at a recipe, with no notice, in a house without air conditioning on a 90 degree day... You’ve gotta kick my ass with a biscuit to impress me.