Part of the problem could be that people expect Google to read their minds. Instead of just searching for "great headphones", expand.

That rat isn't giant, she just has a tiny head.

Half the time the lyrics don't work for me. Could just be that I'm listening to some really obscure music though.

@Jesse Tobiason: They're presence is just so overpowering, it's its own sales pitch.

My god. They're more useless than I thought.

Personally I find the composite images to not look nearly as good as just the component, say only X-Ray, only Infrared. The composites just look cluttered.

Even in the future we still have guns that are more likely to cause massive burns on everyone in a 10 foot radius than an actual bullet wound.

@214w: Brilliant. Let's start a fundraiser to get this made.

Enough with the Russians, lets fight the Argentines. They've had it easy for too long.

@StormXLR: You could go the whole "submerge the computer in mineral oil" path.

@HeroOfTomorrow quit smoking: I use it whenever I can, but I use my debit card to get it. Unfortunately the most convenient way of using money is also one of the less secure.

@RainbowSuspenders: A lot of the time I think Gawker's crazy images make gifs better

@Destati: There may in fact be girl metroids.

If you can afford it, get some education related to the job. Just some classes covering the very basics, then try to get into a low level position that doesn't require much prior knowledge, but can still teach you vital skills.

@Ghostnappa9001: I like good sound, and am the very same way with music. I like to have nice headphones that can reproduce more of the music than others. A good pair of headphones will really make a difference.

@KevTehNev: Your options are kinda limited for that. Sennheiser HD 202s are supposed to be rather nice for only around $20 though.

@mark.p0rter: Those aren't headphones for portable listening. I'd get a good pair of earbuds. Don't spring for some big cans as they tend to not work as well on a small device.

I don't make resolutions. I can't stand up and say "I am going to do blank." I get lazy after a while in that train of thought.

What's the amperage?

@Walking Eye: Really the best way to lose weight is to just do simple things. I bike commute everywhere when it's warm enough, and eat fruit instead of junk food. A lot of the things you can do are extremely simple, and more fun.