The Walking Dead is feeling pretty smug knowing it is no longer the most-poorly-written comic-book show. They both love hitting the same story arcs over and over, but at least TWD puts some effort into creating three-dimensional characters. Here we are at the end of Season Two and Queen Maeve has lived through the…

Yeah, that was all setup and no follow-through. Every single “joke” could be seen coming, as if the captions were running ahead of the actual dialog. Except for Barry’s dick. That was surprising and funny. It wasn’t until you said it was written by a Rick & Morty writer that it all finally made sense. That show thinks…

“(delivered by Cash very much in the style of Artemis Pebdani from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)“

Actually, “Memento” refers to the Polaroid, which is probably why NOLAN PUT THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE RIGHT ONTO THE POLAROID! He wasn’t even subtle about it. He was literally telling viewers that THIS was the “Memento”.

Obviously the Joss-Whedon-less version will be AWESOME, because every single thing Zack Snyder has done proves that he is very very good at his chosen profession!

I always say that “A Day in the Life” is my favorite Xena episode. Yeah, it’s silly but it’s pretty much when the series discovered nuance, something it had never been too adept at, what with all the wink-wink-nudge-nudge lesbianism and the over-the-top fights and the yi-yi-yi’s and the Joxers - well, basically…

Disney can bite me. They peddle to bigots on a regular basis - Marvel is the worst perpetrator, but their own film studio isn’t any better, and the parks are where White Privilege was born (and still thrives). This is all just part of their ongoing “Words Speak Louder Than Actions” PR Campaign, that has brought us…

(While we’re on correctly typing things... “NBCUniversal”)

No, Lord Douchecloth, TINA FEY canceled 4 episodes of 30 Rock for blackface because the stupidity of people doing blackface was the actual joke, but she figured out that just getting rid of them was easier than having to explain it to people. And really with the Latoya bigotry? Why don’t you just go topple an MLK Jr…

So how old does this asshole look when she isn’t filling her face full of Botox? I mean, obviously if she doesn’t remind daddy of being a preteen he’s not going to want to have a pillow fight with her in the recently-inspected Bunker, but those days have passed her by and she’s now more reminiscent of a mannequin…

I’m sure a lot of these 2-minute watches are also someone accidentally hitting the wrong movie. I’ve started several movies that I didn’t want to select, which is less a Netflix design problem - unlike Hulu’s questionable layout - than a remote control problem. It is very easy to hit the wrong thing when you’re using…

Wipeout was good because the writing for the play-by-play was funny, the hosts were entertaining and there were enough contestants that they could find entertaining stuff to fill up the rest of their 44 minutes. Here, the writing for the play-by-play is annoying, the host is mediocre and there are never more than 9…

Most of these won’t end up failing. Amazon’s is part of the larger Prime “package”, so they would simply just slow down the original content. Disney’s won’t go anywhere; their business model is to just raise the prices to cover those who have left. Hulu is owned by Disney, so same thing, plus commercials are part of…

Comcast owning NBC helps them out a lot more than the others because now that it’s “free” with Xfinity, people might be a little less likely to cut the cable. “Why bother when I’m already getting Peacock?” Yeah, it’s not great reasoning but we’re not a country jam-packed with great reasoners.

The problem with that dream is that many people have thought of it before you but have discovered it can’t be done. Why? Because these big studios refuse to allow their content to be bought individually. You want ESPN? Well you can’t get it without ESPN 2 and ESPN 3 and ESPN U! Or without all the other Disney channels…

I would take whatever the wife said with about 1000 grains of salt. This is a woman who decided getting public revenge on her cheating husband - more than once - was far more important than her young children NOT having a mother who decided to get public revenge on her cheating husband - more than once. I’m sorry but S…

The ONLY reason I eat fajitas is for the cheese - and sour cream - so I would totally not eat them until I had my cheese. Other foods are nothing more than cheese delivery systems, so what’s the point if they aren’t delivering cheese? It’s embarrassing that I even need to point that out.

Good for her!

I just can’t with Bautista. Ever since he pulled that #idratherdogoodfilms shit on the Fast & Furious franchise (which, yes, is hot garbage, but still), he’s come out with this, Stuber, and Escape Plan: The Extractors. Even worse, the movie he shit on - Hobbs & Shaw: Just Bone Already - got way better reviews than…

This stereoptyping of Gen X is lazy. Disaffected loners that trust nobody? Check, check, massive check. Afraid of selling out? That was a Boomer thing. Gen X had absolutely no problems going to college to seek high-paying careers. We never claimed otherwise. The Boomers were so in love with their idea of our laziness,…