I saw that picture and said, “Yay! Bob the— SHANGELA??!!?! I ain’t watching this shit.” Apparently RuPaul can’t find another way to have Shangela ruin another season of Drag Race, so bitch had to go and find her own show to spread her “charms”. 

When I first heard the line, I also heard “Dose Apples”, which was a pretty weak joke. But at the end of the show, I swear he’s hollering “Dos Apples”, which is a much better joke. Obviously it plays off Dos Equis, but stupider, with a Spanish/English combo that makes no sense. But it really works because the name…

I just saw Locke recently and I still can’t get over that vocal transformation. Mostly because I could actually understand him! Ironically, that was probably the worst part of the movie because it seemed like he was just trying too hard to not mumble - his usual method of speaking - so he ee-nunn-cee-aaay-tedd…

Okay, the big problem here is that it doesn’t even mention how much of an idiot Daisy Ridley clearly is. Bitch threw unnecessary shade at Rian Johnson while filming this piece of shit. Apparently she hadn’t actually read the script before being in it, because you wouldn’t have to have a very high IQ to realize that…

Because unlike Star Wars Dorks, bloggers actually approached The Last Jedi as a film and not something that better put Luke on the equivalent of the Iron Throne, and that every person in it better be related to someone from one of the other films. Honestly, if it was discovered that Rey was related to Jar-Jar, that…

Horror movies are problematic on so many levels.

I watched White House Down Official Trailer #1 and White House Down Official Trailer #2 and Jamie Foxx is all over them. I remember the television commercials and he was in them even more, apparently because the selling point became “Obama with an Automatic Weapon!”

The problem with that proclamation is that both these movies are absolute shit, so all people can do is find out which has the better kernels of corn in it. But when it comes down to it, even the best kernels were found IN A PIECE OF SHIT.

Minor beef, but anyone who has watched or read years of detective-based media - of which this country has had an endless supply - should not be using terms like AFI System. That’s like saying an AT Machine or a SCUB Apparatus. It’s the two-syllable acronym AFIS. It’s always been AFIS. I don’t think I even knew what…

That was a very long-winded way to dance around the fact that fans are popular because the majority of drag queens aren’t very creative. If they see another queen doing a death drop or a double wig reveal or doing something with a purse, then they will go to a club where that queen isn’t and steal her idea. Which then…

No Pandemic? The game that pretty much birthed the addition of solo modes to modern board games? A game that doesn’t even have a solo mode, but people just started playing solo on their own? LIST DISMISSED!

Gay men are lovers of the rom-com, yet I have never heard one tell me he liked this film. I think that’s due to the fact that most gay men don’t find family bigotry to be as adorable as the average American straight person. Our dealings with these types of people are usually on the opposite end of the cutesy-poo…

Well, considering he was changing the opening lyrics of Baby Got Back and the lyric is “She’s just so... black.”, switching that to “waspy” would be kind of a stupid way to be clever, wouldn’t it?

Sorry, but I don’t buy a single word that spews out from that underbite. From Day One, it has been obvious that Matt Damon was interested in acting and Affleck was interested in being a movie star. He didn’t have much talent, but he was attractive enough and he kept selecting roles that fulfilled his dream to be the…

What is it with this website’s obsession with playing judge, jury and executioner for white male celebrities who haven’t been convicted of anything? Last time I checked, we allegedly lived in a country where people are innocent until proven guilty. Yes, that’s a fantasy; just ask any black man accused of a crime.…

Kevin Feige! Probably not a bigot but #1 with bigots! And with men who hate women!

I don’t know what went down, but this isn’t the first time Jones has been written out of a show causing him to immediately exclaim racism. Strangely, that situation (Sleepy Hollow) is extremely similar to this one. Back then he also played the race card, yet he also was leaving a show with a black lead character and…

What’s more boring, Neil deGrasse Tyson’s tweets, or an article about Neil deGrasse Tyson’s tweets?

I find it funny that all these videogame bitches talk so much about hurting others when the only exercise any of them get is moving their thumbs. They probably don’t have the strength to pull a trigger with any of their actual fingers.

Isn’t Vanessa Bayer well beyond her 15 minutes yet? Every character she played on SNL was a smiling nincompoop. In the past year she’s played the smiling nincompoop on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the smiling nincompoop on Will & Grace, the smiling nincompoop on Single Parents and the smiling nincompoop on What We Do in the…