That’s EXACTLY what he wants to do here. The media never accused Jewell of planting the bomb; they were simply reporting that the FBI was focused on Jewell, and apparently ONLY focused on Jewell, which they stupidly leaked to the media. It’s not the media’s fault the FBI fucked up. Could they have covered the story…

It mighta been nice to include a picture of the two logos WHICH LOOK NOTHING ALIKE. And, honestly with the whole logos surrounded by the company name?! Yeah, that has NEVER been done before! This is something carmakers AND sports clubs have both been doing for a century.

Ensure and assure are both words taken from Old French in the 14th Century. Insure didn’t arrive until the 15th Century, and it was simply a spelling variant for ensure. In fact, assure was the term used for the financial transaction up until the 17th Century, which means both ensure and insure were interchangeable.…

What’s weirdest about him and others of his ilk - Roseanne, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan, Ted Nugent, Stephen Baldwin, Kirk Cameron, Scott Baio - is that they want desperately to prove to us that the way they live and think is the ONLY way to live and think yet they all just seem miserable all the time. Many of these…

I don’t think that’s how NDA’s work. They can force you to keep quiet about actual information, but they can’t keep you from having opinions. They also can’t decide how things play out in the court system. The courts will decide if you what you said goes against the NDA, and if it was legally binding in the first…

From now on, when you post a video with Jimmy Fallon, can you please edit out the parts where Fallon speaks?

Mulaney’s “What’s New, Pussycat” bit is one of the funniest routines of all time. His deliberateness is what makes that story fly.

Some of us use our phones on vacation to take pictures, which happens to drain the battery pretty quickly. So how about not be so judgey?

To which The A.V. Club humbly submits: “We know it isn’t great, but what right do you have to complain?”

Correction: Green Eggs and Ham has 50 DIFFERENT words in it. The book has way more than 50 actual words in it. The book gets to 50 total words before the green eggs and ham are here or there. In fact, several of the pages hit 50 words all by themselves.

Maybe some of us stand because we just spent hours sitting in a damn seat that was made for people WAY SHORTER than we are. I will stand up BENEATH the overhead just to get blood running back into my legs, a problem you short people evidently do not understand.

I’m sorry, but you are horrifyingly wrong. In this scenario, Simone is a bad person. She’s actually a very bad person. She chose to save herself over helping another human being. Yes, Brent is an asshole. But that doesn’t mean he deserves to die, or whatever that pit meant. If you’re hiking and the forest catches on…

Or just be too tall to fit into an airline’s fucking seats. Then you don’t even have to TRY the knee trick. You’ll naturally stop this assholery.

And??? If you had to click a box to say you weren’t going to be an asshole on this site and then you how decided to be an asshole, for whatever reason, what would happen? Say you were such an asshole that the website wanted you prosecuted, for severe harassment or whatever. You’ve signed up with an email address and a…

So I guess the argument being made here is that teams that college football reporters have decided are “the best” should get bad calls made for them so their ranking reflects their perceived goodness? Or that teams deemed “less-good” don’t deserve the correct call if they are playing a team that has been decided is…

I think we’re headed for a double fake. When Eleanor gets in deep enough, Michael will reveal that the whole thing was actually a long con. Cue evil smile. The next episode will be Michael convincing her to join him because she has a great future in demoning. Eleanor will agree, but only because her sole chance to…

Bennett’s Pence, referring to the White House crime crew getting its stories straight, muses, “Even if they’re not straight now they could still be converted to straight.” See, because “Mike Pence is in the closet” is the easiest joke to make about that guy. But still, Pence believes in conversion therapy, so screw…

The correct thing to happen here would’ve been white men saving all the women. Then Hollywood could’ve made ANOTHER movie about this phenomenon. Little girls MUST be taught that men control their destinies.

Very good points. My biggest problem with this film is that it went the Cars route. Here, as in Cars 2 and 3, the main character - Woody/Lightning - is treated as the only important character while his friends are treated as if they exist solely to react to the main character. The characters we love were (mostly)…

Where have you been? All these gizmodo sites have long adored shitting on anything they can shit on without having any kind of reasoned thought behind it.