“Major plot points, Lindelof explained, are going to be purposefully shrouded in mystery as the season progresses...”

“Zombie advertises his film-buff bona fides in dashes, offering a little lesbian-prison-flick here, a south-of-the-border shootout there...”

Why is it so many writers on these Gizmodo sites waste article space telling us how hilarious non-hilarious things are?

Snark? Dissisng? After this comment?:

Because, as anyone who has worn a jacket before could attest, a letter folded vertically fits nicely in that inner pocket.

“Joe Biden could evolve into the kind of politician that makes him something completely different from the Joe Biden we’ve always known him to be.”

“...the best translation of Stephen King’s writing...” So that means this show is full of random tangents that interrupt whatever suspense has built up? Does the whole thing come off as if there is no editor, like maybe it’s just Stephen King believing that every single thing is pure gold so nothing ever gets removed?…

The sad part is that 99% of the people judging this are women. Most men don’t give a shit, as they actually understand this is the beginning of a marriage. Far too many women see the wedding as the actual goal, having dreamed of it their whole lives. As if that didn’t set back the #MeToo movement a few decades, then…

I’m still trying to figure out the awkwardness of the title here. It needs some word movement and at least one comma.

All this over-analyzing sitcoms is an exercise in stupidity. Sitcoms were never meant to be high entertainment. They were characters thrown into a room who said obviously-scripted things at each other. Nobody gets this damn idiotic over Three’s Company or Laverne & Shirley or I Love Lucy or Leave It to Beaver or most…

I didn’t want to read it, but I did because of your comment. Fuck a fucking fuck, it was far worse than you suggested. Nevermind that the ditsiest character on the show said something false and it’s treated in both of these articles like it’s the worst thing to ever. Please, focus on the other idiocies within the…

True, but way outside the point here. This article is about two movies with a specific plot, a plot that Forgetting Sarah Marshall - and thousands of other movies - doesn’t have. Into the Spider-Verse also destroys these two movies. Random!

Getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is newsworthy? Considering anyone can be nominated but the nomination MUST include an acceptance letter from the nominee, this “honor” is actually just actors playing the self-promotion game. Ryan Reynolds recently got one! He’s done like two decent things and he gets a…

I’m curious why you think “a touch refreshing”, “continuing to give interesting, committed performances” and “mostly powered by her excellent back-and-forth” are either “sexist” OR “picking on”. Due to your inability to understand a light-hearted FOUR-PARAGRAPH story, I’m thinking you shouldn’t probably be the go-to…

I know how to cure global warming! Just kill everyone that goes and sees one of these fucking Disney remakes!

It’s bholes like this why online gaming is losing so desperately to utter crap like Pokemon Go. It won’t be long before they “toxic” everyone off of consoles and then who will get to be assholes to? Who will they anonymously be able to call racist/sexist/homophobic names to? Please pity these poor wretched souls for…

Who regularly uses the word “elites” in a pejorative manner? Who refers to people as “regular folks”? The whole thing just seems to desperately be baiting the Fox crowd - and it seems to be working already. I bet the whole thing will then turn around and have some alternative message that will be oh so clever.

Yeah, because it was OBVIOUSLY an accident that Google was trying to get hold of the same exact shit they’ve always been trying to get a hold of. Good thing they are now “telling the truth” about the whole thing! Good on you for being so good at trusting!

I’m of the belief system that elite golfers should have their minds 100% on their game and not on everything going on around them. Tiger shouldn’t be whining about a camera clicking because he should be so focused on his shot that he wouldn’t hear a nuclear bomb going off. The same goes for this pitiful baby. His shot…

And don’t be a gay character in a Marvel movie either!